Jim Caldwell - f**k you
You emotionless, dead inside, testicleless eunech. Just because someone cut off your balls, doesn't mean you have to kick everyone else's.
The only way for us to have any hope of making the playoffs is if he is fired. But that's not going to happen - because Martha Firestone Ford, the sexy bitch, just loooooves Jim Caldwell. If you love him so much, why don't you marry him. He's got no genitals, but I think Martha is passed that need. What did Olenna Tyrell say to Varys? "What happens when the non existent bumps against the decrepit?"
Why stop there? Why don't we rename the city. Caldwell City, Michigan. Have you guys ever seen that movie Equilibrium, starring Christian Bale? Basically, the populous aren't allowed to have emotions, as they lead to conflict & war. I hear it's Jimmy's favourite film.
He'd give it 4 stars, but he doesn't believe in going for anything passed 3rd.
