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Welcome to todays bitch, brought to you by your hero Mark Peterson....
Today I am going to bitch about the electronically produced bullshit that is being put on the radios in mass quantities by, in no particular order:
Jennifer Lopez
Holly Valance
Kylie Minogue
Her Twin Sister Danny
Taliah
Pink
and so the list goes on..... I heard a song this afternoon by Kylie that was 80 percent her talking to a backing tape.... she cant even be bothered miming anymore so she just talks.... I could talk to a backing tape!!! What has happened to the real music? The only performer that i can realistically say that I have an appreciation for her music is Delta, and thats because she plays the piano as well as singing.... and I have a little bit of respect for Christina but her career has been wrecked by her fashion stylist so she can go in my list of people credited for destroying music across the world.... Britney can go too.....you know what I want? Next year, the greatest MUSICAL band on the planet are coming. Their name is METALLICA, and I hope that they go and smash all these pathetic singers backing tapes so that they can no longer pollute my ears with their garbage. I listened to Symphony and Metallica before, Metallica with the LA Symphony Orchestra, and thats music......no backing tapes, just amazing guitar riffs compiled with words that actually mean something..
If you want to add someone who is polluting your ears to the current list of no name talent feel free
Today I am going to bitch about the electronically produced bullshit that is being put on the radios in mass quantities by, in no particular order:
Jennifer Lopez
Holly Valance
Kylie Minogue
Her Twin Sister Danny
Taliah
Pink
and so the list goes on..... I heard a song this afternoon by Kylie that was 80 percent her talking to a backing tape.... she cant even be bothered miming anymore so she just talks.... I could talk to a backing tape!!! What has happened to the real music? The only performer that i can realistically say that I have an appreciation for her music is Delta, and thats because she plays the piano as well as singing.... and I have a little bit of respect for Christina but her career has been wrecked by her fashion stylist so she can go in my list of people credited for destroying music across the world.... Britney can go too.....you know what I want? Next year, the greatest MUSICAL band on the planet are coming. Their name is METALLICA, and I hope that they go and smash all these pathetic singers backing tapes so that they can no longer pollute my ears with their garbage. I listened to Symphony and Metallica before, Metallica with the LA Symphony Orchestra, and thats music......no backing tapes, just amazing guitar riffs compiled with words that actually mean something..
If you want to add someone who is polluting your ears to the current list of no name talent feel free