Big Tim
First Grade
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One night a man is at a bar and whilst he is there he starts chatting to a nice petit lady sitting next to him, after a few drinks they end up in his hotel room and have wild passionate sex. Afterwards the man finds out that the lady is actually a jockey, and is riding in the big meet the next day. The two of them worked out a way to win easy money, during the day of the races, the lady would check out the horses in the paddock and give him a sign as to who to put the money on.
In the 2nd race of the day, the lady comes out of the paddock, on the back of the horse and she is rubbing her breasts. The man checks the form guide and sees the horse "Two Abreast" at 10/1 odds. so he puts all his money on the horse and it wins.
In the 6th race of the day, the petit lady comes out of the paddock and is stroking her eyebrows. The man looks through the guide and sees the horse "Eyeliner" at 35/1, once again he puts all his money on the horse, and of course, it wins. Now the man is rolling in the dough.
In the last race of the day the lady jockey comes out of the paddock rubbing her groin. The man keeps his money safe in his pocket. He has made a handsome return. That night the jockey and he meet up, the lady rushes up and asks "Did you get that last horse it was 100/1"
"What????" the man screams.
"Didnt you get my sign???? The horse was Itchy Mickey"
"Oh, I thought you were saying the merkin was scratched!!!"
In the 2nd race of the day, the lady comes out of the paddock, on the back of the horse and she is rubbing her breasts. The man checks the form guide and sees the horse "Two Abreast" at 10/1 odds. so he puts all his money on the horse and it wins.
In the 6th race of the day, the petit lady comes out of the paddock and is stroking her eyebrows. The man looks through the guide and sees the horse "Eyeliner" at 35/1, once again he puts all his money on the horse, and of course, it wins. Now the man is rolling in the dough.
In the last race of the day the lady jockey comes out of the paddock rubbing her groin. The man keeps his money safe in his pocket. He has made a handsome return. That night the jockey and he meet up, the lady rushes up and asks "Did you get that last horse it was 100/1"
"What????" the man screams.
"Didnt you get my sign???? The horse was Itchy Mickey"
"Oh, I thought you were saying the merkin was scratched!!!"
