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[Hallatia]

The khulan is a threatened species and I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'LL STAND HERE AND LET YOU SULLY IT'S GOOD NAME.

why are you allowed to talk about threatened species?

 

[Silent Knight]

why are you allowed to talk about threatened species?

Because that particular species doesn't come from Africa.

SK knows.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

SK blows

 

[Big Pete]

Guards, seize him!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Alwaysgreen cocktail: Mix up everything you've got in your medicine cabinet and then set it on fire. Once your medicine cabinet is on fire skull your drink.

I call it the flamin AG, named in memory of my uncle, Alf Stewart.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

why are you allowed to talk about threatened species?

Because I'm the goddamm king of the beasts, that's why. And my uncle is David f**king Attenborough.

 

[Silent Knight]

Hey...AG...leave those dogs alone!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Hark ye at at all these dandies with their fancy iced confectionary treats. When I was a girl on a hot day all we had to cool ourselves was ice scavenged from last winters frost.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm on the Harare Hyeneas to go all the way and win the Pissant Cup this year. We're playing great soxstrap with big Leo Sayer leading from the front. We got dis.

 

[Silent Knight]

I'm avoiding Superthread like the plague today. You just know it's going to be a cricket fapfest and not much else. I'd much rather watch the Morpeth Mud Crabs duke it out in the Pissant Cup.

 

[Hallatia]

do you not like cricket, SK?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Mitch Johnson and Jackson Bird sound like members of a funk band rather than Australian fast bowlers.

 

[Hallatia]

many around here would prefer Johnson was a member of a funk band rather than an Australian fast bowler

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Bird takes his first victim. It's all happening at the MCG.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Bird and Notch funking it up at the MCG.

 

[Silent Knight]

do you not like cricket, SK?

It's on par with riding Woody's tractor. Not fun at all.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

warner should be on his 50 by now if the outfield wasn't so slow

 

[Hallatia]

It's on par with riding Woody's tractor. Not fun at all.

any positive thought I have ever had about you just went away with my reading that comment. Failure to appreciate cricket is a serious failure at life

 

[Silent Knight]

any positive thought I have ever had about you just went away with my reading that comment. Failure to appreciate cricket is a serious failure at life

I aim to please. Just ask AG.

 

[Hallatia]

who exactly are you aiming to please?