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[Hallatia]

the one in that post was deliberate but I am really tired, but I can't sleep until stumps because I'll just pick my phone and want to see how it's going instead of sleeping

 

[Silent Knight]

Your morbid fascination with that lousy sport is a mystery to me. I'm only up at this hour because I had to faaaarrrrrkiiiinnnn work.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

lions have really cool mouths. They're lips and they're teeth are amazing. I love the blackness of their lips and the perfectness of their teeth

What else did you learn in pre school today?

 

[Twizzle]

lions have particularly nasty bad breath same with Rhinos, its part of their defence mechanism

not sure why they need it tho

 

[BDR]

I'd have thought that if you're close enough to smell it's breath you are farked anyway.

 

[Twizzle]

very true but I watched QI last night and they are always full of useless facts

 

[Silent Knight]

I follow the fine sport of soxstrapping and won't tolerate anyone who speaks poorly of it. I think people either appreciate the Pissant Cup or don't have a passable understanding of it.

SK knows.

 

[9701]

I follow the fine sport of soxstrapping and won't tolerate anyone who speaks poorly of it. I think people either appreciate the Pissant Cup or don't have a passable understanding of it.

SK knows.

You have bad taste Nah Nah :sto:

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

How many yabbies do you need for a full 5 day game of soxstrap?

 

[BDR]

Knights supporters claim to have taste. Surely a pisstake?

 

[9701]

How many yabbies do you need for a full 5 day game of soxstrap?

You obviously do not have a passable understanding of the game

 

[Silent Knight]

How many yabbies do you need for a full 5 day game of soxstrap?

It depends on the quality of your turnip patch. If you can stick a fork in the turnip then your grassy knoll is primed for a yabbie attack.

 

[9701]

It depends on the quality of your turnip patch. If you can stick a fork in the turnip then your grassy knoll is primed for a yabbie attack.

You forgot to allow for the different properties of forks of different metal composition by applying the formula that is specific to forks entering turnips, only after this fine nuance is applied can you begin to have a passable understanding.

 

[Hallatia]

Knights supporters claim to have taste. Surely a pisstake?

surely if they had passable understanding of taste they wouldn't be Knights supporters

 

[Silent Knight]

surely if they had passable understanding of taste they wouldn't be Knights supporters

Please don't derail my thread. We're talking about the fine sport of soxstrapping here. If you don't have a passable understanding of this noble and ancient sport then please take your jimmie rustling business elsewhere.

 

[Silent Knight]

You forgot to allow for the different properties of forks of different metal composition by applying the formula that is specific to forks entering turnips, only after this fine nuance is applied can you begin to have a passable understanding.

It is clear that you are a student of the game. But let me ask you this, what would you do if the opposition countered your fork strategy by tossing in a free set of steak knives? WHAT WOULD YOU DOOOOOOO???

Personally, I'd call Demtel right now.

 

[9701]

surely if they had passable understanding of taste they wouldn't be Knights supporters

What does that say about you then? I was a Parra supporter before the Knights came in and I immediately jumped to bigger and better things.

 

[9701]

It is clear that you are a student of the game. But let me ask you this, what would you do if the opposition countered your fork strategy by tossing in a free set of steak knives? WHAT WOULD YOU DOOOOOOO???

Personally, I'd call Demtel right now.

Ah my learned soxstrap colleague whilst calling demtel would be a fine (however safe) counter to the oppositions tossing in of free steak knives, I would instead go the more risky play. I would match their offer in reply but at the same time broadcast to all in attendnce "BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE".

 

[BDR]

What does that say about you then? I was a Parra supporter before the Knights came in and I immediately jumped to bigger and better things.

Sounds like you jumped ship when Parra started struggling just quietly...

 

[dogslife]

Please don't derail my thread. We're talking about the fine sport of soxstrapping here. If you don't have a passable understanding of this noble and ancient sport then please take your jimmie rustling business elsewhere.

Your thread?