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AlwaysGreen

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Fox in Socks

Stop it! Stop it!

That�s enough, sir.

I can’t say such silly stuff, sir.


Very well, then Mr. Knox, sir.

Let’s have a little talk about tweetle beetles….


What do you know about tweetle beetles?

Well…


When tweetle beetles fight, it’s called a tweetle beetle battle.


And when they battle in a puddle, it’s a tweetle beetle puddle battle.


And when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle, they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.


And when beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle…


…They call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle,

and…


When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle’s an a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles…


…They call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle,

and…


Now wait a minute Mr. Socks Fox!


When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle.

THIS is what they call…


…A tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottles paddled muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!


Fox in socks, our game us done, sir.

Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.


— excerpt from ‘Fox in Socks’ by Dr Seuss (1904 - 1991)
 

BDR

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Arjuna: Krishna, what happens to one who has faith but who lacks self control and wanders from the path, not attaining success in yoga? If he becomes diluted on the spiritual path, will he lose support from both worlds like a cloud scattered in the sky? Krishna you can dispel all doubts, remove this doubt which binds me.

Krishna: Arjuna my son, such a person will not be destroyed. No-one who does good work will ever come to a bad end, either here or in the world to come. When such people die, they go on to other realms where the righteous live. They dwell there for countless years, and then are reborn into a home which is pure and prosperous. Or, they may be born into a family where meditation is practiced. To be born into such a family is extremely rare. The wisdom they have acquired in previous lives will be reawakened, Arjuna, and they will strive even harder for self-realisation. Indeed they will be driven on by the strength of their past disciplines. Even one who inquires after the practice of meditation rises above those who simply perform rituals. Through constant effort over many lifetimes, a person becomes purified of all selfish desires, and attains the supreme goal of life.

My personal favourite passage from the Bhagavad Gita. Not as profound as the great Doctor, but worth a read nonetheless.
 

AlwaysGreen

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When I'm in strife

I say thank god for dogslife.

Trouble with the wife?

I say thank god for dogslife.

Sliced off my nipple with a knife.

I say thank god for dogslife.

Issues with my scythe?

I say thank god for dogslife.
 

AlwaysGreen

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It was just a matter of time before the might of the NAIL thread defeated super thread.

That's AG official bitches.
 

Apey

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I am disappointed you won't be joining ??? mafia, yet I am thrilled to see NAIL has returned in physical form.
 

AlwaysGreen

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NAIL, Karnival and a yet to be revealed thread are part of a trilogy that will make your brown eyes blue.
 

dogslife

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I'm assuming that since Karnival gets it's own font colour, the next thread is going to be devoted to the 1994 grand final?
 

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