Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Eelogical]

Well done @Avenger. The beers are on me when I am next in Sydney.

Avalon or Mosman?

 

[parra pete]

Bloke goes into a Bakers in Glasgow and says 'Excuse me, is that a cake or a meringue?'
Baker says 'No, you're right, it's a cake'

 

[Eelogical]

How about no.

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Making masculine men more feminine, eh?

 

[Avenger]

And another thing, @Poupou Escobar who the f**k would try and open a Pakastani restaurant at Harris Park in the middle of a once in 100-year pandemic?

#sillymerkin

 

[Avenger]

Two eggs are boiling in a pot.

One egg says to the other, "f**k it's hot in here."
The other egg replies, "Wait until you get outside, they bash your head in."

 

[chiefy1]

Bloke goes into a Bakers in Glasgow and says 'Excuse me, is that a cake or a meringue?'
Baker says 'No, you're right, it's a cake'

 

[chiefy1]

And another thing, @Poupou Escobar who the f**k would try and open a Pakastani restaurant at Harris Park in the middle of a once in 100-year pandemic?

#sillymerkin

lol , that's a fongi tip off haha

 

[Gary Gutful]

Not everybody has money to waste on speccies like Bitcoin, or buy houses in the middle of Sydney. You need some f**ken humility merkin. There are plenty of people who have lost everything this year.

You sound like BA. No excuses for those more decision making f**ktards.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Avalon or Mosman?

Redcliffe.

 

[Eelogical]

Two eggs are boiling in a pot.

One egg says to the other, "f**k it's hot in here."
The other egg replies, "Wait until you get outside, they bash your head in."

Good one, Gary.

 

[Avenger]

 

[Avenger]

 

[Avenger]

One of my favourite 80's action movies followed by Hard Ticket to Hawaii.

The 3 min 15-sec mark is pure movie genius.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

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Who do you think will help the people when Job keeper ends? It will be merkins like me. FFS I gave $100 to the guide dogs mob when bitcoin was f**k all, imagine what I'll do when it gets to a million? I may even raise and buy one. I'm even going to buy Gronk's Panerai Chinese watch.

I gave you solid advice 3 years ago and you put shit on me. FFS even if you listened in the past few hours you would have made a cool thousand because now it has jumped to $37k!!

If I listened to everyone hoping to increase demand in the worthless shit they own I would be broke. I will always put shit on these people.

 

[Gary Gutful]

If I listened to everyone hoping to increase demand in the worthless shit they own I would be broke. I will always put shit on these people.

You need to take risks, merkin. Remember the time you threw caution to the wind and bought a steak at the Durham Arms?

 

[Avenger]

If I listened to everyone hoping to increase demand in the worthless shit they own I would be broke. I will always put shit on these people.

Eion Musk listened. I don't need you anymore.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

And another thing, @Poupou Escobar who the f**k would try and open a Pakastani restaurant at Harris Park in the middle of a once in 100-year pandemic?

#sillymerkin

There will no doubt be some restaurant opened his year that absolutely kills it. The owners will surely crow about how smart they were to open a restaurant. It's called survivor bias. We never hear from the unlucky punters, like how you Bitcoin deadshits had nothing to say in March when it crashed.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You need to take risks, merkin. Remember the time you threw caution to the wind and bought a steak at the Durham Arms?

I didn't f**ken big note when it tripled in value though did I merkin?

 

[Avenger]

There will no doubt be some restaurant opened his year that absolutely kills it. The owners will surely crow about how smart they were to open a restaurant. It's called survivor bias. We never hear from the unlucky punters, like how you Bitcoin deadshits had nothing to say in March when it crashed.

But I didn't panic and sell it, did I?

 

[Gary Gutful]

I didn't f**ken big note when it tripled in value though did I merkin?

Thats true. But I wasn't going to hang around waiting for you to re-birth it at an increased value.