Non Footy Chat Thread II

[strider]

He just enjoyed the company of mice

 

[Gary Gutful]

*mik

 

[Gronk]

Language warning - some F bombs.

 

[Twizzle]

start paddling stat

 

[Poupou Escobar]

 

[hindy111]

start paddling stat

I've surfed bigger waves tbh over in Waikiki

 

[Eelogical]

I've surfed bigger waves tbh over in Waikiki

Did you ever get pitted?

 

[hindy111]

Did you ever get pitted?

f**k of merkin

 

[Gary Gutful]

I've surfed bigger waves tbh over in Waikiki

*Cables Wake Park

 

[Twizzle]

 

[hindy111]

House prices are going ballistic. HJ got it wrong. I wonder what happend to him. Maybe dead.

 

[TheParraboy]

weigh in

Gal - 102.2 kg
Big Daddy - 117.08 kg

Might try and go to this, tickets from $35
ringside 2k

I dont fancy Gals chances..

 

[Poupou Escobar]

House prices are going ballistic. HJ got it wrong. I wonder what happend to him. Maybe dead.

Direct money transfer from taxpayers to home owners. What a rort.

 

[hindy111]

Direct money transfer from taxpayers to home owners. What a rort.

Plenty of people invest and make money different ways. I'm not that into it cause it has little interest to me. I feel like knowledge is a more valuable tool

 

[Gronk]

weigh in

Gal - 102.2 kg
Big Daddy - 117.08 kg

Might try and go to this, tickets from $35
ringside 2k

I dont fancy Gals chances..

Both Parra juniors ? I hope that Gallen gets knocked out.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Plenty of people invest and make money different ways.

Some of them invest in actual businesses that create jobs and stimulate the real economy. I used to but our peasant-minded political class makes it too easy to lock your money away in real estate with minimal risk of losing.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

weigh in

Gal - 102.2 kg
Big Daddy - 117.08 kg

Might try and go to this, tickets from $35
ringside 2k

I dont fancy Gals chances..

I'll see you there @TheParraboy. I'll be the handsome one.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Both Parra juniors ? I hope that Gallen gets knocked out.

Would be great if they both simultaneously knocked each other out. A pair of dickheads.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Old Tiger has finally cracked it...

Woodridge streets, Foodworks locked down as Qld police address unfolding incident

The incident in the Logan suburb of Woodridge led to a nearby Foodworks store shutting its doors.

A school inside the police exclusion zone sent out a notice to parents to collect any children that would have otherwise walked home by themselves.

https://www.news.com.au/national/qu...t/news-story/61321b6343bb60a2861a07a43c594101

 

[parra pete]

A bloke goes into a pub, accompanied by his pet monkey. The bloke buys a drink. The monkey runs around the bar, eating everything it can lay hands on; peanuts, pork scratchings, crisps and someone’s plate of chips.
He then runs over to the pool table, picks the black ball off the table and with some difficulty swallows it.
The irate barman shouts at the bloke; “get that bloody monkey out of here! He’s a bloody nuisance. Now nobody can play pool ‘cos he’s eaten the ball. And he’s finished off the pork scratchings”.
The monkey’s owner apologises profusely, adding; ” I’ll pay for the pool ball and everything else, no worries”.
Three weeks later the bloke and the monkey are back. The bloke orders a beer, and the monkey picks up a cocktail cherry off the bar, sticks it up his bum, then pulls it out and eats it. He then does the same with a pickled onion.
The barman is appalled, ” Jesus, now he’s stickin’ stuff up his date, then eating it. Why the hell’s he doing that?”
The bloke replies “Well, ever since the episode with the pool ball, the clever little bastard now measures everything before he eats it.”