Non Footy Chat Thread II

[The Silverdale Phantom]

By a bigger croc ?

No evidence.

It has the acrid stench of the feral coastal north Queenslander about it.

A trophy kill for the boys.

In NSW you’d be sent to gaol for many years for beheading an innocent Croc.

And when you got out, we’d go ya.

 

[Twizzle]

@hineyrulz I found your next birthday present

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

When I retire, I may go up yonder to start a Croc Equaliser cell group.

I had some friends try to protect some koala habitat once, but I shan’t go there.

 

[Twizzle]

Crocs probably don't mind Koalas so they could go hand in hand

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Crocs probably don't mind Koalas so they could go hand in hand

What did the doctor say?

 

[Gary Gutful]

What a croc of shit.

 

[Gronk]

Oh dear (it’s legit until proven otherwise AFAIC)

Weird and Oblivious Old Album Covers

Some stuff doesn't age great.

cheezburger.com

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Oh dear (it’s legit until proven otherwise AFAIC)

Weird and Oblivious Old Album Covers

Some stuff doesn't age great.

cheezburger.com

Special shoutout to The Afternoon Teabaggers Male Quartet

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Basically drunken slobs with slabs of 4x jumping into the back of a Rodeo ute -wearing the balaclavas with guns and knives -ready to deliver justice to innocent crocodiles.

“ We are goin to round up some of these giant lizard critters and teach them a f**king lesson”

Said Ralph to LUTV

“ They frighten all the fish and surfer babes away”

Regrettably this is how the rest of Australia views Far North Queenslanders.

Plus hordes of blue singlet locals destroying the reef. Pulling up rare and endangered 4 million year old seas sponges to clean the ute and esky with.

 

[Gronk]

 

[Gary Gutful]

Pulling up rare and endangered 4 million year old seas sponges to clean the ute and esky with.

If you saw how clean my Holden Ute was you’d be jealous, merkin.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

If you saw how clean my Holden Ute was you’d be jealous, merkin.

Heh heh heh..

I knew you’d bite!

 

[the phantom menace]

Maybe someone should apply for an Arts Grant to make a mega giant mural out of them all?

NSW Health set to dispose of 12.7 million COVID-19 tests

In an open tender, HealthShare NSW is seeking information on how to recycle 779.7 tonnes of unused and damaged rapid antigen tests.

www.smh.com.au

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

A poem

I got Gary Gutful good today
For I knew that he would bite
Against my depiction of Queenslanders
And the Nature they do plight

Build a nice big condo
Up against the sea
Have it leaning over
Views over to the quay.

We used to fly to Coolangatta
And holiday up there
Spending Sydney dollars
Clean surf and nice fresh air

The lovely magic mountain
A birds sanctuary
Fish and creatures everywhere
Now it’s all a dream

My respect for Croc is real though
A beast doing its own thing
Harming nothing and no-one
Killed by nature hating freaks.

I wish we could have saved Queensland
Make a nature state of it
And kept its beauty always
For the sake of all our kids.

 

[Eelogical]

Half of that poem doesn't even rhyme.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Half of that poem doesn't even rhyme.

It’s pretty close.

But it’s good to get one over @Gary Gutful once in awhile.

I was drunk on success.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I was drunk on success.

*Tooheys Red

 

[Gary Gutful]

Half of that poem doesn't even rhyme.

It wasn't good. Not even Phil Collins singing it would save such a debauchery of the english language.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

It wasn't good. Not even Phil Collins singing it would save such a debauchery of the english language.

Flattery gets you nowhere son.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Flattery gets you nowhere son.

Cape Flattery? I've heard its full of crocs.