Non Footy Chat Thread II

[strider]

What's the point of a mock fireplace? Wouldn't it just remind you of something you'd like to have but don't?

Id like to see mock air conditioners for summer

 

[Bazal]

Id like to see mock air conditioners for summer

I once looked at an apartment that had a mock air conditioner. The f**king thing was clearly not connected to anything and the estate agent was trying to point it out as a feature worth paying extra for. SMH

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Id like to see mock air conditioners for summer

Lol. I think you just identified a new market.

 

[strider]

Lol. I think you just identified a new market.

Dont any of u merkins steal my idea

 

[Bazal]

Dont any of u merkins steal my idea

Mate I just told you, some real estate scumbag already has!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Dont any of u merkins steal my idea

Don't worry, mate. It's only on the internet. Very private.

 

[Bazal]

Wait, do you reckon Strides was my estate agent?

It might explain the Groucho Marx mask....

 

[strider]

Wait, do you reckon Strides was my estate agent?

It might explain the Groucho Marx mask....

You tight bastard ... that faux air con unit would have psychologically cooled you all summer

 

[strider]

So i was at a wedding tonight - at the Ivy

Long story short, the food was nice but i ended up needing an urgent visit to the mens ... whilst in there spray painting the bowl, 2 people lobbed in the cubicle next to me ... i thought it odd, then hopped it was a wedding quickie, then figured it was some dudes snorting what i suspect to be illegal substances .... i hope they enjoyed it to the sounds of my activities ... lol

 

[Dibs]

So i was at a wedding tonight - at the Ivy

Long story short, the food was nice but i ended up needing an urgent visit to the mens ... whilst in there spray painting the bowl, 2 people lobbed in the cubicle next to me ... i thought it odd, then hopped it was a wedding quickie, then figured it was some dudes snorting what i suspect to be illegal substances .... i hope they enjoyed it to the sounds of my activities ... lol

Maybe it was both

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Should've recorded them. Might've missed out on a major payday.

 

[strider]

You think SKD might have popped down to sydney after the game?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

You think SKD might have popped down to sydney after the game?

No no no....he just holds illegal substances for others. But maybe it was the others.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

What is wrong with this woman? She looks at a balcony with a railing that comes up to your neck and says it's dangerous?! Fmd, are they gonna buy any of these properties?

 

[strider]

I tell you what, Courtney Cox was really rootable when she was younger

 

[Dibs]

I tell you what, Courtney Cox was really rootable when she was younger

She could probably be rooted now too. Whether you want to or not is a different story

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I tell you what, Courtney Cox was really rootable when she was younger

She was. I've mentioned this before but her first touch with fame was when she pulled off Bruce Springsteen in a crowd. Or when Bruce Springsteen pulled her out of a crowd. I forget which.

 

[strider]

She was. I've mentioned this before but her first touch with fame was when she pulled off Bruce Springsteen in a crowd. Or when Bruce Springsteen pulled her out of a crowd. I forget which.

Im pretty sure its bruce springsteen pulled off a crowd with her out of it

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Im pretty sure its bruce springsteen pulled off a crowd with her out of it

She must've been really out of it. Or it was a very small crowd.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

This Face/Off movie is very confusing. And I've seen it before.