Non Footy Chat Thread II

[I'm a loser baby...]

Quite funny but it was the second Mr Reynholm who I found hilarious

 

[Poupou Escobar]

“You come from Iran? Why would I care about that? I’m very open minded.”

 

[Gronk]

She looks all right too.

 

[strider]

She looks all right too.

too short

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I had a feeling this morning that today would be one of those days where you find ants crawling on you. And sure enough I just found one. Wish I'd had a feeling about tonight's FTS...

 

[hindy111]

too short

Who cleans her up?

 

[hindy111]

I had a feeling this morning that today would be one of those days where you find ants crawling on you. And sure enough I just found one. Wish I'd had a feeling about tonight's FTS...

I hsd a bullant crawl up my leg and bite me on my ball bag.
The pain.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

I hsd a bullant crawl up my leg and bite me on my ball bag.
The pain.

I just meant those tiny black ants that smell funny when you squash them.

 

[strider]

I just meant those tiny black ants that smell funny when you squash them.

hindy111 always has to take it to the next level

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

hindy111 always has to take it to the next level

I ate a cake once that I later discovered was covered in ants. I still find it fairly traumatic.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Every time I squash one those ants I get a flashback.

 

[strider]

how did you not realise it was covered in ants? ... did you think they were chocolate 100s n 1000s?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

how did you not realise it was covered in ants? ... did you think they were chocolate 100s n 1000s?

It was mostly brown, with plenty of those things that were like chocolate 100s and 1000s.

 

[strider]

It was mostly brown, with plenty of those things that were like chocolate 100s and 1000s.

And they were still alive?

Were you not concerned by the moving 100s n 1000s?

How old were you?

I am intrigued

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

And they were still alive?

Were you not concerned by the moving 100s n 1000s?

How old were you?

I am intrigued

Lol. I was about ten maybe. Was trying to wolf down a bit of cake that had been left overnight in the car before I left for school. Then I looked at the cake and it was crawling with ants.

 

[Bazal]

Lol. I was about ten maybe. Was trying to wolf down a bit of cake that had been left overnight in the car before I left for school. Then I looked at the cake and it was crawling with ants.

High in protein and anti-oxidants. Probably the most nutritious choccy cake you ever ate!

 

[strider]

Lol. I was about ten maybe. Was trying to wolf down a bit of cake that had been left overnight in the car before I left for school. Then I looked at the cake and it was crawling with ants.

did your parents laugh themsleves silly?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Lol. I was about ten maybe. Was trying to wolf down a bit of cake that had been left overnight in the car before I left for school. Then I looked at the cake and it was crawling with ants.

Who the f**k eats leftover car cake? You might as well have eaten it out of the bin.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

did your parents laugh themsleves silly?

Probably. It's the smell I remember the most.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Who the f**k eats leftover car cake? You might as well have eaten it out of the bin.

You be the snob and I'll be the guy who eats cake. After looking at it closely.