Non Footy Chat Thread II

[I'm a loser baby...]

Wait, someone shot George? And Julia is disguised as a man? How are those two things connected?

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

f**k you lot. You're clearly no help.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I was about to write an answer but you can get f**ked after that display.

 

[Gronk]

Bitcoin story explained here. Writer says that the rise is based on fear of missing out.

Also the beer reference is about a merkin who bought a beer with bitcoin but was charged a 66% mining surcharge fee.


Bitcoin's record prices driven by 'FOMO' — but don't spend it on beer

Bitcoin surges to a record-high $22,842 because of 'FOMO' — but don't spend it on beer. Read the full story

Sent from my iPad

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The 'currency' that can't be used as currency because it's too volatile.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I think I have identified the exact moment that Bon Jovi's testicles pop during 'Living on a Prayer'.

 

[T.S Quint]

I think I have identified the exact moment that Bon Jovi's testicles pop during 'Living on a Prayer'.

Pretty sure he had them cut off years ago in order to fit into those incredibly tight pants.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Pretty sure he had them cut off years ago in order to fit into those incredibly tight pants.

Oh. Shit.

Looks like I was only half way there.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Dear Virgin Airlines

Please stop playing the re-recorded version of 'Horses' before every flight. Daryl Braithwaite sounds like he has had 12 schooners and whoever the other rummy merkin is in the background sounds like he had 15 schooners.

In fact, don't f**ken play any music.

Thanks
Gary

 

[strider]

Dear Virgin Airlines

Please stop playing the re-recorded version of 'Horses' before every flight. Daryl Braithwaite sounds like he has had 12 schooners and whoever the other rummy merkin is in the background sounds like he had 15 schooners.

In fact, don't f**ken play any music.

Thanks
Gary

*Thanks, Gary "full of 20 schooners"

 

[Gary Gutful]

No, no thank you Strider.

Thank you.

 

[eels81236]

Dear Virgin Airlines

Please stop playing the re-recorded version of 'Horses' before every flight. Daryl Braithwaite sounds like he has had 12 schooners and whoever the other rummy merkin is in the background sounds like he had 15 schooners.

In fact, don't f**ken play any music.

Thanks
Gary

Daryl Braithwaite played 'Horses' again this year at the Cox Plate. I thought he was a chance of dropping dead onstage. It was very Meatloaf.

 

[Gary Gutful]

 

[T.S Quint]

Well obviously the answer is Real Miss Banana.

 

[Suitman]

Incredibly inspirational story on Foreign Correspondent tonight about an Iraqi refugee to this country come good and helping dozens and dozens of war casualties walk again in his homeland. Very emotional stuff. Available to watch on iView if anyone is interested.
f**k what Paul Kent thinks about Hayne. This is the sort of television that gives me faith in life.

 

[T.S Quint]

Incredibly inspirational story on Foreign Correspondent tonight about an Iraqi refugee to this country come good and helping dozens and dozens of war casualties walk again in his homeland. Very emotional stuff. Available to watch on iView if anyone is interested.
f**k what Paul Kent thinks about Hayne. This is the sort of television that gives me faith in life.

Do you reckon Kent thinks this refugee bloke is getting paid enough?

 

[Gronk]

Incredibly inspirational story on Foreign Correspondent tonight about an Iraqi refugee to this country come good and helping dozens and dozens of war casualties walk again in his homeland. Very emotional stuff. Available to watch on iView if anyone is interested.
f**k what Paul Kent thinks about Hayne. This is the sort of television that gives me faith in life.

Extraordinary report. What fine human being that Dr is.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

So it turns out the name of that song is 'firewood and candles' and not 'five wooden candles'. Makes a lot more sense.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

That mother selling her house, so her son could have surgery, just makes you realise we are all pretty much the same on this planet no matter where we live, that majority of people (parents) just want to give their kids a better life no matter what!!

If only we could all get along!! To much fighting !!

 

[Gronk]

Watch interviews and more often than tossers, liars and merkins start their sentences with the word "Look".

Academics and people who are not making shit up on the fly more often than not start their sentences with the word "So".

Amirite ?