Non Footy Chat Thread II

[I'm a loser baby...]

Now get off the f**ken court already, I wanna see that doctor get drunk!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Damn. Tiffany is on Celebrities Eat Monkey Balls... now I might have to watch it.

 

[hindy111]

LOL!!!

It was funny but 3 exclamation points. A but much I think!!

 

[strider]

Damn. Tiffany is on Celebrities Eat Monkey Balls... now I might have to watch it.

Shes not what she was when she was 16 mate

 

[strider]

It was funny but 3 exclamation points. A but much I think!!

Hey a 250 million year old salt joke is right up there bucko

 

[Gary Gutful]

Lol

LOL!!!!

 

[Gronk]

Impressive

 

[Twizzle]

the men won too

 

[Gronk]

If only everyone at the car wash also had a gun, then some of these needless deaths could have been avoided.

 

[parra pete]

Hindy was seated next to a little girl on an aeroplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know," said hindy. "How about bitcoin, rugby league global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
Hindy, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

If only everyone at the car wash also had a gun, then some of these needless deaths could have been avoided.

Actually the best defence against an ambush is better opsec.

 

[hindy111]

Hindy was seated next to a little girl on an aeroplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
Oh, I don't know," said hindy. "How about bitcoin, rugby league global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
Hindy, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.

Now that was good !!!!

 

[Gronk]

Actually the best defence against an ambush is better opsec.

Gunfight at the OK Corral is what I want to see at every servo. The only way to achieve social order.

 

[hindy111]

Gunfight at the OK Corral is what I want to see at every servo. The only way to achieve social order.

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Now that would make filling up more exciting.

 

[Suitman]

Gunfight at the OK Corral is what I want to see at every servo. The only way to achieve social order.

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Actually, I think this would work better. Still makes me laugh.

 

[hindy111]

Problem with guns isnt the gun nor is it the person with the gun. It is the mentality behind the thinking that you need a f**king gun.
If guns where legal here I wouldn't go out and buy one. I have no plans too shoot anyone ffs.
If people think that they may need too at some point then that is just a f**ked up way to be living life. It is the thought process behind Americas society that needs to change. It is like everyone has been raised with fear and wants too feel safe. Classical control methods by the country. The greatest country in the wolrd.USA the land of milk and honey.

 

[hindy111]

 

[hindy111]

In this scenario a gun would of been handy.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Shes not what she was when she was 16 mate

Well I haven't heard of her in decades. Maybe she was put into stasis.

 

[parra pete]

Australian Government want to export arms....
How many Countries would want to buy our Gongs?