Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gronk]

Breaking: Passengers on the Diamond Princess have hacked into @hindy111 ’s computer.

 

[Eelogical]

Breaking: Passengers on the Diamond Princess have hacked into @hindy111 ’s computer.

Sad indictment of today's society indeed.

 

[strider]

I thought maybe Issac and Gopher might have been doing the rounds keeping people occupied

 

[Gary Gutful]

I can't believe that they aren't entertained already by Michael Bolton.

 

[Eelogical]

I can't believe that they aren't entertained already by Michael Bolton.

If only "The Project' would broadcast live from onboard for a few nights.

 

[Gary Gutful]

So I've joined a new golf course. Same shit different location.

Played with a couple of younger guys that were off a 6 handicap and another younger guy who was a stand up gentleman. I didn't have my best today because I am still learning the course but it was an OK round.

The two muppets that were "off 6" were spraying it all over the place and my alarm bells sounded after a couple of holes. They were marking each others cards. So I turn in my card thinking I have been average, but still much better than the two merkins off 6.

Alas, when I look at the scoreboard they have both had the magic pencil out and have put themselves in for much better scores than they have actually had. I have now been a member at 5 different golf clubs but it seems to be a common issue everywhere I go.

Cheating f**ken merkins. They spoil it for everyone else that is playing by the rules...

 

[Poupou Escobar]

That's only because you think the rule is don't cheat at golf.

 

[Gary Gutful]

That's only because you think the rule is don't cheat at golf.

Going to start cheating my ring off. With any luck I can phone in a round without actually playing.

 

[strider]

whats your handicap Gary?

 

[Eelogical]

So I've joined a new golf course. Same shit different location.

Played with a couple of younger guys that were off a 6 handicap and another younger guy who was a stand up gentleman. I didn't have my best today because I am still learning the course but it was an OK round.

The two muppets that were "off 6" were spraying it all over the place and my alarm bells sounded after a couple of holes. They were marking each others cards. So I turn in my card thinking I have been average, but still much better than the two merkins off 6.

Alas, when I look at the scoreboard they have both had the magic pencil out and have put themselves in for much better scores than they have actually had. I have now been a member at 5 different golf clubs but it seems to be a common issue everywhere I go.

Cheating f**ken merkins. They spoil it for everyone else that is playing by the rules...

There was a time when Putt Putt was a fun experience.

 

[Eelogical]

whats your handicap Gary?

Queenslander!

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

whats your handicap Gary?

Cue the Barry / Pete jokes.

 

[Bazal]

whats your handicap Gary?

Mental, mostly

 

[Gary Gutful]

These days? Age and lack of flexibility.

 

[Eelogical]

These days? Age and lack of flexibility.

Snowflake.

 

[strider]

Lets play, guess Gary's handicap ...

8

 

[Gary Gutful]

Lets play, guess Gary's handicap ...

8

Lower.

 

[strider]

7.99

 

[Eelogical]

Snooker! The climate change activists game for the future.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Snooker! The climate change activists game for the future.

Except the balls were made from Elephants (tusks, not their balls).