Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Poupou Escobar]

I assume AP = Airport?

I haven't experienced any city of a similar size that has an airport so far out of the city, with such shit transport.

Are you talking about the one at Avalon?

 

[Gary Gutful]

You're an Avalon.

 

[Twizzle]

 

[T.S Quint]

Wow, the baldies won something.

It’s our time now!

 

[hineyrulz]

About time ffs!!

 

[T.S Quint]

 

[parra pete]

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room in Melbourne and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.
You should have said there is something wrong with your elbow, ear or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.
The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my elbow,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.
'And what is wrong with your elbow, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You're an Avalon.

Coming from you I'll take that as a compliment.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You're a compliment.

 

[Gronk]

Harry Metcalfe is a legend motoring journalist and he himself has a cool car collection. He has a YouTube channel Harry’s Garage which has been going for more than a decade. He reviews fancy new cars.

The Maserati Grandtourismo he reviews he loves as a grand tourer. He loves fanging it around the country lanes were he lives.

Anyway, the press car he was given is a toffee apple red. The colour is a special order that costs an extra GBP29,000 or $56,000 AU. WTF.

 

[Avenger]

Bitcoin’s momentum seems to have paused for now, so let me share a tip: consider buying this altcoin. I’ve made money on it before, and it’s highly undervalued. I’m focusing all my altcoin investments on this one.



Let’s see how we go.

 

[the phantom menace]

The backlash is starting... there's even t-shirts.

 

[Avenger]

The backlash is starting... there's even t-shirts.

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Well if you listened instead of posting something stupid you would have been up 14% by now.

 

[the phantom menace]

Well if you listened instead of posting something stupid you would have been up 14% by now.

As above...

 

[Gary Gutful]

As above...

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Make that 28%!