Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gary Gutful]

women surfers

What about surfie chicks with dicks?

 

[Gary Gutful]

AMy son goes for a uni tutorial on Fridays at UTS, 10-12 and that's it, he comes home after that. Today, he got stuck on a train going to the city, missed his class and so turned around and got delayed getting home.... He left home at 8:10AM and got back at 12:30PM and achieved nothing except an "absence" against his name for his troubles....

Great Work Sydney Trains!!

Isn't all of that shit online now?

 

[King-Gutho94]

 

[hindy111]

Japanese baguette > French baguette

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Japanese baguette > French baguette View attachment 99980

Bullshitting merkin, that is Woolies brand garlic bread.

 

[Eelogical]

Bullshitting merkin, that is Woolies brand garlic bread.

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I was thinking Franklins or Bi-Lo.

 

[hindy111]

Bullshitting merkin, that is Woolies brand garlic bread.

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I'm here on a big buisness trip.
Penaut

 

[hineyrulz]

I'm here on a big buisness trip.
Penaut

It’s what powerful millionaires do.

 

[hindy111]

It’s what powerful millionaires do.

I just bought a bottle of this. Finished it in 3 nights

 

[hindy111]

Might go an buy a Rolex next. Like my good friend @Avenger

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Make sure you also use genuine Rolex batteries like Avenger

 

[hindy111]

@The Silverdale Phantom

At first I thought I was hallucinating and it was all a dream. But then I checked my phone this morning.

 

[hindy111]

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

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Yes, Awerkulan Greys…. hang on, it could be Jimpolian liberators, obviously off course on their way to Titan X for deep space com maintenance.

A lot of analysts thought they’d all been replaced by Stargazers. So well spotted and I’m confident your photograph will be front page news all across the galaxy.

In the first photograph, you can see they are testing their traction beams.

They are the known universes leading experts on sea slugs, freshwater turtles and certain kinds of petrified wood.

They are not unduly hostile, but species who provoke them often end up copping it pretty badly, so folk keep away.

They don’t like being photographed, so this is gold.

You might be invited to the intergalactic science festival for a public mind probe about this.

Thanks for posting.

 

[hindy111]

Yes, Awerkulan Greys…. hang on, it could be Jimpolian liberators, obviously off course on their way to Titan X for deep space com maintenance.

A lot of analysts thought they’d all been replaced by Stargazers. So well spotted and I’m confident your photograph will be front page news all across the galaxy.

In the first photograph, you can see they are testing their traction beams.

They are the known universes leading experts on sea slugs, freshwater turtles and certain kinds of petrified wood.

They are not unduly hostile, but species who provoke them often end up copping it pretty badly, so folk keep away.

They don’t like being photographed, so this is gold.

You might be invited to the intergalactic science festival for a public mind probe about this.

Thanks for posting.

If I disappear please share my story

 

[parra pete]

What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather.
A shoe.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather.
A shoe.

Did you hear about the lady that went fishing with 10 men?


They all caught crabs and she came back with a big red snapper.

 

[Gary Gutful]

What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather.
A shoe.

Bless you.

 

[RustedonEel]

You might be invited to the intergalactic science festival for a public mind probe about this.

Thanks for posting.

*anal

 

[Twizzle]