Non Footy Chat Thread II

[Gronk]

The blowhole (not a euphemism) is going off.

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[Suitman]

I've heard there's been some damage at Icebergs as well. Haven't been able to see any videos though.

 

[Gronk]

I've heard there's been some damage at Icebergs as well. Haven't been able to see any videos though.

 

[Gronk]

Watch the groms at Bronte pool get pumped.

 

[Gronk]

I have not been down there yet, but apparently the small wall that separates the walkway and grass area has been ripped up from the wave action.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Sounds like there is more damage then what the knucklehead backpackers cause down there on Christmas day

 

[Twizzle]

 

[hindy111]

@The Silverdale Phantom

Last night they returned. As I looked up it blasted a pink light .At first I thought I was in some sort of red light district so I loosened my belt and thats all I rememeber.My memory has been erased and my belt is gone with no idea what's happened.

 

[RustedonEel]

@The Silverdale Phantom

Last night they returned. As I looked up it blasted a pink light .At first I thought I was in some sort of red light district so I loosened my belt and thats all I rememeber.My memory has been erased and my belt is gone with no idea what's happened.


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How was your fly?

 

[Gronk]

We signed world #12 tennis player from Russia. She is against the invasion of Ukraine plus she is gay. We said, do you come from a land down under..

The world No.12 switched to Australia after a secret meeting with Craig Tiley. In her homeland, some call her a ‘traitor’

Daria Kasatkina’s shock switch to Australia gained momentum in a secret catch-up with the Tennis Australia boss at this year’s Australian Open.

www.smh.com.au

 

[Gary Gutful]

Moving to Melbourne for an awesome job. Looking forward to it. Day two of the road trip and I am in Rockhampton. Walked past some people dining at a local establishment and could have sworn I heard an old lady say “calamari, what’s that?”.

 

[Suitman]

Moving to Melbourne for an awesome job. Looking forward to it. Day two of the road trip and I am in Rockhampton. Walked past some people dining at a local establishment and could have sworn I heard an old lady say “calamari, what’s that?”.

That's funny but I don't believe you.
That's an old joke about Queenslanders.
It's been going around for years.

 

[Gary Gutful]

That's funny but I don't believe you.
That's an old joke about Queenslanders.
It's been going around for years.

I could be wrong, but I think I experienced it first hand.

 

[Gronk]

Old mate chucked a sicky to go to the footy, lost his job and failed in his bid for unfair dismissal.

Lawyer fired over chucking sickie for AFL Gather Round weekend

A Melbourne lawyer and former Greens local government candidate was terminated after his employers discovered he had faked an illness to attend the AFL Gather Round in Adelaide.

www.lawyersweekly.com.au

 

[hindy111]

Old mate chucked a sicky to go to the footy, lost his job and failed in his bid for unfair dismissal.

Lawyer fired over chucking sickie for AFL Gather Round weekend

A Melbourne lawyer and former Greens local government candidate was terminated after his employers discovered he had faked an illness to attend the AFL Gather Round in Adelaide.

www.lawyersweekly.com.au

Maybe he should of joined the union.

 

[RustedonEel]

Old mate chucked a sicky to go to the footy, lost his job and failed in his bid for unfair dismissal.

Lawyer fired over chucking sickie for AFL Gather Round weekend

A Melbourne lawyer and former Greens local government candidate was terminated after his employers discovered he had faked an illness to attend the AFL Gather Round in Adelaide.

www.lawyersweekly.com.au

Legal fraternity will be second up against the wall come the Revolution, eh comrade.

 

[Gronk]

Legal fraternity will be second up against the wall come the Revolution, eh comrade.

Most probably taken over by AI.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

That's funny but I don't believe you.
That's an old joke about Queenslanders.
It's been going around for years.

This is almost a Haiku. Another first for the site.

 

[84 Baby]

This is almost a Haiku. Another first for the site.

You’re almost a haiku; just one syllable away from becoming wind.

 

[Gary Gutful]

This is almost a Haiku. Another first for the site.

Barry O's wild thread,
Jason's wins, who needs a map?
Stats dance, laughs instead!