Non Footy Chat Thread II

[84 Baby]

Worst limerick ever

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Worst limerick ever

There was a young nurse from Hever,
Who could pick up a pen with her.....

 

[Gary Gutful]

Worst limerick ever

There once was a fellow named 84baby,
Whose ideas were silly and wavy.
He tried to bake bread,
With socks on instead,
Then wondered why all of it was gravy!

 

[Gary Gutful]

There was a young nurse from Hever,
Who could pick up a pen with her.....

Hands?

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Hands?

Lussick?

 

[84 Baby]

There once was a fellow named 84baby,
Whose ideas were silly and wavy.
He tried to bake bread,
With socks on instead,
Then wondered why all of it was gravy!

It’s all gravy, baby!

 

[Poupou Escobar]

There was a young nurse from Hever,
Who could pick up a pen with her.....

Young nurse from Hever
Needed to pick up a pen
Used her vagina

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Young nurse from Hever
Needed to pick up a pen
Used her vagina

That could be it. I dunno.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

There once was a fellow named 84baby,
Whose ideas were silly and wavy.
He tried to bake bread,
With socks on instead,
Then wondered why all of it was gravy!

Gary Gutful was a man, not a demon
He had a round head like Bruce Lehrmann
Threads would jump to the top
when he talked about plop
but his favourite topic was semen

 

[Twizzle]

missed your calling Pou

 

[Gronk]

Oops

Woman gives birth to stranger's baby in Monash IVF embryo mix-up

Monash IVF has apologised after a woman unknowingly gave birth to a stranger's baby after the wrong embryo was transferred.

www.abc.net.au

 

[strider]

sorry .... oh ok, no worries

 

[Gary Gutful]

missed your calling Pou

It only works if you pronounce it ‘Leeman’ or ‘sermon’.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

One can change the pronunciation to suit the limerick. For example:

There was a young lady from Spain,
Who was f**ked by a monk in a drain.
They did it again,
And again and again,
And again and again and again.

 

[Gary Gutful]

At Augusta, the stakes were quite high,
Rory’s swing smooth, Bryson aimed for the sky.
With muscles and might,
DeChambeau took flight,
But McIlroy won on his 17th try.

 

[Gronk]

 

[Gary Gutful]

Who likes the Doobie Brothers, cos' we got one of them!

 

[Eelogical]

Who likes the Doobie Brothers, cos' we got one of them!

Just listen to the music, mate.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Just listen to the music, mate.

Why would I follow what a fool believes?

 

[Bandwagon]

First Time Ever it didn't rain at Bluesfest