Noone wants to play with St George Illawarra

[Old Timer]

Evidently he has Scottish roots, he must have got sick of the Pommy and Kiwi one's.
In an interview with Noone the following was later reported by Nobody
" keekin forrit tae Dragon footy wi the baaldie-heidit headed dumb erse fae the Mc Gregor clan "

 

[Dragonslayer]

St George Illawarra Director of Pathways, Ian Millward has stated:
"We have targeted Noone for a long time and we had to beat off several other clubs to sign Noone. We believe Noone will be used in our key positions such as in the halves or at fullback. We strongly believe Noone has a great future with the dragons particularly under Head Coach Paul McGregor".

 

[TheLithgowDragon]

There once was a laddie called Noone
Who helped the dragons avoid the wooden spoon
He was a fiery little beggar
Who laid one on Mcgregor
Cause he reckoned he was one big buffoon

 

[Dragsters]

Will someone please make it stop!

 

[DragonsBlood]

Noele has been signed will start training Boxing Day after reindeers are packed away

That will be a First

 

[hazzbeen]

Will someone please make it stop!

you mean noone will make it stop .....

 

[Slackboy72]

This Noone seems like a great chap. He listens to everybody, he cares and he gives a shit about spelling and grammar.

 

[Dragsters]

It is rather peculiar that everyone's space bar seems to be broken when they write his name though...

 

[hazzbeen]

It is rather peculiar that everyone's space bar seems to be broken when they write his name though...

Noone and no one are half brothers ..... ENOUGH ...... no more going nuts ....

 

[2010]

No one and noone were separated ar birth because nobody wanted them

 

[duck]

Who's on first?

 

[hazzbeen]

Who's on first?

I think Doust gets on first then Mary .....

 

[Dragonbey]

If its true that no one has agreed to terms to play for st george illawarra dragons ill renew my redv membership just to watch no one play for the dragons

 

[Dragsters]

Well if he plays halfback then he won't make much difference coz noone has been steering the team around for years!

Boom tish.

 

[SaintElroy]

No ones seen st George Sam since creating this thread

 

[dragonssamy61]

Anyone is indeed a close relation of Noone. But I'd go after Nobody, by all reports he's perfect.

Willow
And here I was thinking that we all ready had a whole lot of nobody's at the dragons lol

 

[dragonssamy61]

No body knows the trouble the coach is in

2010
I thought the coach was a no body already
I must have been wrong

 

[dragonssamy61]

There once was a laddie called Noone
Who helped the dragons avoid the wooden spoon
He was a fiery little beggar
Who laid one on Mcgregor
Cause he reckoned he was one big buffoon

Well played sir

 

[Old Timer]

ORIGINAL THEORY ON NOONE EXPOSED AS A COMPLETE FRAUD
Reliable sources from within side the playing have admitted that Noone was coming to the club as a high profile player.
It was revealed that in fact Noone is a newly registered player's agent paid by the club to enlist STGI players to be part of his stable.
There is no doubt that Noone knows what every player is getting both in hand and under the table and he will ensure that this information is secretly leaked to the forum on a regular basis to ensure we know how we are going with the cap.
It was also pointed out that Noone could be standing beside you at any point in time and deliver the player payment information personally to you, so that you may be his secret messenger to ensure he doesn't get the players off side.
So be prepared if Noone approaches you it is still your duty to share all that you know with everyone else on the forum.

 

[Gareth67]

I think Doust gets on first then Mary .....

Utterly DISGUSTING ! You should be ashamed of yourself for entertaining such horrid thoughts !