North London Derby - 29/10/08

[NK Arsenal]

f**k I hate Tottenham

Found some great jokes

http://www.arsenaladdict.com/home/2...ttenham-10-spuds-jokes-can-you-do-better.html

• Madonna is the new favourite to be the next manager of Tottenham Hotspur... she's managed to keep clean sheets for the last 18 months.
• Haringey council has blocked Tottenham's plans to build a new ground on Northumberland Park. A town hall source said: "We don't mind having a funfair there once a year, but a circus every fortnight is a bit much."
• "I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make 'Tottenham Hotspur Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth five points."
• A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "Tottenham," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.
• What does a Spurs fan do after he sees his team win? Turns off the Xbox
• Harry Redknapp, shortly after his first training session, comments to the head groundsman at White Hart Lane how impressive the pitch is looking. "It ought to," replies the groundsman. "We put 70 million quid's worth of manure on it every week."
• After leaving San Siro, Jose Mourinho was asked if he was going to help Spurs get out of their slump. He turned around and said, "No way, I ain't that special".
• A man was found dead floating in the Thames, wearing a blond wig, full make-up, bra, knickers, suspenders and a Spurs shirt. Before informing the next of kin the police removed the Spurs shirt to save the family embarrassment.
• Redknapp walks into a Burger bar and says, "I want two whoppers". The guy serving says, "OK,.... you will get into the top four and you will win the FA Cup!!"
• David Blaine was gutted to hear that his record of 48 days in the box doing absolutely nothing has been broken by Darren Bent.
• Darren Bent is ill, so Harry Redknapp offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's he bumps into Arsene Wenger. “What are you doing in here, Harry?” asks Wenger. “Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent,' he replies. 'Sounds like a good swap to me,” says Wenger.

F**k yas all.

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

THFC - Tottenham Heading For Championship

 

[NK Arsenal]

mmmkay..

 

[Twizzle]

long range shooter from Bentley after 10 mins

Spurs 1 zip

 

[Twizzle]

1 all, half time

Arsenal with most of the possession, should be in front

 

[Twizzle]

Arsenal 2-1 off a pathetic free kick where Arsenal fell over

 

[Twizzle]

Spurs should all buy lotto tickets

how did we steel that point

4 all

 

[Manu Vatuvei]

F*CK

F*CK

F*CK

How the f*ck do we let this happen to us time and again. Words can't describe how unjustified that was.

Arsenal had 20 shots to Tottenham's 9 and that about sums it up, they were more than twice as good

We'll never be a real contender while we keep failing to win games where we're by far the better team. And perhaps more pertinently, while we keep conceding 2 or more goals in games that we dominate, as we have done a number of times this season.

 

[Deacon]

haha what a game for us Twiz, how did those Scummers blow it 4 shots on target 4 goals and only 35% of the possession awesome result even if not justified lol

 

[NK Arsenal]

what the f**k?

they did not earn any of their f**king goals apart from the first one which was a fluke from 35 yards out.

what the f**k happened to clichy, just slips over and gifts the f**kwits a goal

f**k you merkins

 

[Twizzle]

what the f**k?

they did not earn any of their f**king goals apart from the first one which was a fluke from 35 yards out.

what the f**k happened to clichy, just slips over and gifts the f**kwits a goal

f**k you merkins

good to see you'e such a good sport about it

what about 2 easy goals that Hutton gave you guys

both keeper had shockers imo,

 

[Manu Vatuvei]

lol Twiz how can we be a good sport about that

One goal off a keeper fumble, one off a fluky deflection, and a couple of long-range speculators. That would be terrible against anyone but against the Spuds...ffs ffs ffs

 

[Twizzle]

lol Twiz how can we be a good sport about that

One goal off a keeper fumble, one off a fluky deflection, and a couple of long-range speculators. That would be terrible against anyone but against the Spuds...ffs ffs ffs

thats football

I never expected to win so I couldn't be disappointed

I reckon the neighbours heard me when we scored that last goal on the hooter

unbeleiveable

 

[Deacon]

hahaha yer likewise Twiz, a error riddled game made it the spectacle that is was both made many, great game

 

[Twizzle]

sort of reminded me of the Tonga/Ireland game last weekend

 

[Deacon]

haha yer though i think our ref was slightly better despite our 4 yellows

 

[NK Arsenal]

good to see you'e such a good sport about it

what about 2 easy goals that Hutton gave you guys

both keeper had shockers imo,

sorry mate but i am just pissed off

we were leading 4-2 with a few minutes to go and then clichy made some stupid mistake and you knew that the spuds were gonna score again.

great game from a neutrals point of view though.

 

[Dutchy]

LOL @ Arsenal

 

[Twizzle]

sorry mate but i am just pissed off

we were leading 4-2 with a few minutes to go and then clichy made some stupid mistake and you knew that the spuds were gonna score again.

great game from a neutrals point of view though.

I can understand your disappointment but its only a game

it could be worse, you could be on the bottom of the ladder

 

[saint-colesy]

I had a good laugh at aresnal. Liverpools game finished so i switched over in the 88th min, thinking ahh its all over went up to start cooking breakfast come back down just in time to see the equaliser go in :lol: