A year off next season - Too many mistakes - Too much BS - Especially for the kids
Yes.
Seriously me and my mates are thinking of taking a year off.
No papers, No fox 360 or any other propaganda they peddle. Definitely no CH9 and Big Phil and past use-by dates of rabbits and his side kicks Paul V .
And this is the big one -
A pact not to mention it to the other or SERIOUS financial penalties will be enforced
We all support different clubs and are commonly sick of all of the NRL shite, whether its the refs, the hype (looking for some story tv media) the Bullsh*t paper talk.
- We all inject quite a lot of money into the game and I for one are looking to see whether the game for a year off will be better or will it slip further into the abyss all contributed by the many single minded self agendas of the many - self-centered people above.
So see ya's in 2020 and if nothing has changed for the better , everything has been noted and discussed - it will be simple.
I'll spell it out for you.
Good-bye
As they say - THE BALL IS NOW IN YOUR COURT
Dear Mr Jersey No 14,
I am sending you this letter in response to the rant you posted on
www.leagueunlimited.com on Sunday 12th of August 2018 at 5:25pm.
I can understand why you are feeling upset considering your circumstances. An afternoon of watching footy on the couch with Mrs Jersey No 14 and the kids while imbibing copious amounts of Reschs and Cheezels can really awaken your inner bogan. Did you lose a bet on Sportsbet? You know they have money-back.
I must ask you though, what was it that finally triggered your massive Reg Reagan inspired blow-up? Was it the commentary team, the ref blowing his whistle or the fact that your beloved Holden Commodore got put up on the blocks out the front of your house over the past week?
Regardless, immediate action must be taken because if rugby league is built on anything, it's bogans. So here is my proposal so you remain glued to your TV set like your beer gut is glued to your body for the 2019 season:
- I will write a strongly-worded letter to all of the newspapers asking them to stop reporting on rugby league so you won't spit out your cornflakes at the breakfast table. I'm sure they'll comply.
- Helen Lovejoy will be given a special seat on the NRL commission, so you know we're thinking of the children.
- I have deployed the NRL goon squad to round up Rabs and Big Phil and throw them in a retirement home, effective immediately. Please find included in this letter the keys to their rooms.
- I have included with this letter a packet of Monte Carlo biscuits so you understand that those of us at NRL Headquarters are cream-centered, not self-centered.
If you have any outstanding concerns, please post another rant on
www.leagueunlimited.com and I will send you another packet of biscuits.
Warmest Regards,
Toodles McCreamburg.
