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[Alan Shore]

Courtesy of Telstra MobileNet® PocketNews.

25/04
A retired UK salesman is on the verge of finishing his quest to visit all 265 branches of the Asda supermarket chain.
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18/05
Alaskan firefighters nowcarry doggie-sized oxygen masks to ensure animals have a better chance of survival in fires.
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05/06
A Kenyan man was caught posing as a cop and harassing people, armed with a shoe brush as a gun and a sheep as a dog.
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18/06
An Indian man has chopped off his tongue at the temple of a Hindu goddess, hoping the sacrifice would get him a job.
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®Telstra Limited. I have Telstra shares so I'll do whatever the hell I damn please with the registered trademarks.

 

[BigErnie]

That was a load of shit. Dont do it again.

 

[thuganomics]

Hmmmmmmm A little hard to believe. #-o

 

[Alan Shore]

That was a load of sh*t. Dont do it again.

Like your posting record.

 

[Earl]

I don't have Telstra shares

 

[Forum Idiot]

18/06
An Indian man has chopped off his tongue at the temple of a Hindu goddess, hoping the sacrifice would get him a job.
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In further breaking news it was discovered after this story went to air that the man was applying for the job of official temple spokesperson.
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[Alan Shore]

I don't have Telstra shares

So get away from my trademarks biatch!

 

[Earl]

no

 

[Twizzle]

 

[Alan Shore]

I'll make you, Earl.

 

[sexi boi]

does tamazoid always post so badly

 

[Alan Shore]

Oh the hypocrisy...