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OT: Chad Townsend, craft beer baron?

shadowboxer

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Chad winning
His XPA was No 52 on GABS hottest 100 craft beers. Fair effort considering it’s only been about for a few months.
In saying that a decent social media blitz does wonders, wonder if he can translate the ale success into 52% effort and success on the field
 

shadowboxer

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By the way, No 1was bentspoke’s crankshaft - solid high octane IPA - worthy winner over the masses of stone and flog or Balter...
 

Chimp

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By the way, No 1was bentspoke’s crankshaft - solid high octane IPA - worthy winner over the masses of stone and flog or Balter...
Old Chad has Has clearly watched the Brewdog docos and is trying to follow the same route. He’s a proper ‘try hard’ - sees other people’s success and tries to emulate, eventually one might land big for him. Can’t blame him for trying it, as annoying as he is.
 

snout

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Yep good luck to him for trying - but his failing is he's always the last one on the bandwagon.
His first high-top hairdo was him doing what was in fashion.
His leggo look was the same.
After every 'celebrity' kicked of a weekly podcast Chaddie followed suit.
Its been cool to own a brewery and be a craft beer baron for quite a few years so of course he would see that as his next venture.
He would love social media. Has probably had talks with some media head about his own reality show a la the kardashians.

Poor lil guy has probably never had an original idea in his life. Totally driven to be fashionable and thus accepted by the masses
 

Chimp

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Yep good luck to him for trying - but his failing is he's always the last one on the bandwagon.
His first high-top hairdo was him doing what was in fashion.
His leggo look was the same.
After every 'celebrity' kicked of a weekly podcast Chaddie followed suit.
Its been cool to own a brewery and be a craft beer baron for quite a few years so of course he would see that as his next venture.
He would love social media. Has probably had talks with some media head about his own reality show a la the kardashians.

Poor lil guy has probably never had an original idea in his life. Totally driven to be fashionable and thus accepted by the masses
This is EXACTLY how I see him - desperate to be something big time, and to be fair, he’s achieved more than most ever have, but jeez he comes across a desperate for the limelight.
 

txta2

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Podcast-check
Clothing brand with sad initials logo-check
Overpriced Craft beer-check
anything else I've missed in the Chad Townsend range?. he is turning into a real Trump lol
 

Chimp

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Podcast-check
Clothing brand with sad initials logo-check
Overpriced Craft beer-check
anything else I've missed in the Chad Townsend range?. he is turning into a real Trump lol
If only he put all that extra effort into kicking practice, he might actually be able to kick for touch without looking like that it’s the first time he’s ever swung his boot at a ball - after all these years he still looks so unnatural when kicking ball from hand - like one of those ‘special’ kids who didn’t play sport at school, but tried to kick the ball back to the lads who were playing....
 

Craigshark

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I need to delete him from social media. Him and his dicky mates are just embarrassing. Wasssssupppp, lesssgoooo
 

snout

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Without doubt he doesnt finish the season as our 7.

Teams are moving forward with the new rules.
We were struggling even before that.
With our chief playmaker chaddie last year we could not win a game against a top 8 team.
That ain't competing.
SJ who should be carving teams up was forced to lead the team because CT is a deadset show pony passenger.
He is so 2016 it ain't funny.
Even then he was blessed with a guy at 6 in JM who also ran the side.
5/8s do not run sides. Their role is different.

We are lucky we have a coach like Morris who won't die because of his rosters deficiencies. He is about the future. He is aware CT and feefs are the past and this us their last season.
CT will be dropped at some stage.
Simply because results will demand it.

Morris needs moyza to stay fit at 6.
SJ plays 7.
Tindal will see more game time. The balls in his court totally. If he wants the 7 he could easily take it with performance. Morris wants that.
GPS data has moyza as our hardest trainer this preseason. More run metres than anyone else.

We need a strong 1. Hopefully Tracey comes thru here as that takes pressure off 6 and 7.
 

shadowboxer

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Tastes exactly like stone and wood. $9 a schooner too at the locals around and in cronulla.
Wow...If his ale has a stink of stone and wood it makes sense. Like said by other wise posters, the bloke will copy anyone anytime...imitation is a form of flattery, but seriously...
I’d love to get a brewer’s take on the pee trickle.
 

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