OT: I HAVE BEEN DEFAMED - by a Pommy Bastard

[Quigs]

Hey got this email from a Hull Kingston Rovers fan.... I have incorporated a little java scripting in my website which deters those who try to 'right click' and borrow a pic or three.

Well my new Pommy friend was a tad offended with my message which reads ...

BIG JIM MILLS HERE - are you trying to borrow this bloody picture? Ive got Boydie turning the ignition key as I speak - So for your own good you should CONTACT QUIGS FIRST. Quick Les, warm up the Motor weve caught another bastard

My new friend wrote....

Hi,

Rightly or wrongly I have tried to save a picture off of your web site
for which you have described me as a "Bastard" I asume from the lazy
manner found all over this website that you are Australian so you have
probably not got enough grey matter to know exactly what a Bastard is,
Being an Assuie you are either an aborigionie the only people in
Australia with a rightfull claim to be there so can be forgiven for a piss poor
attitude or you are a desendant of some of the thankles scum we booted
out of here 200 years or so ago and have no right to knock anyones
heritage

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To me it only reconfirms my belief when it comes to Poms and that is that you can't put brains in monuments.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

what a silly merkin

 

[Dave Q]

That was a friendly one too Quigs.

The stupid inbred fugger. They invent a language and the rest of their world effort is s&*t

Makes you wish Adolf had developed the jet aircraft a bit earlier.

As a creative soul, one of the few remaining in the game, I daresay that Quigs needs his intellectual proprietory freedom to express himself.

Besides, when Richo retires from Souths, he'll need to buy them from Quigs then put the images on coffee mugs and on-sell them to the stupid English.

 

[Inferno]

Bloody Poms.

Also Quigs just letting you know that nifty little feature doesn't work in firefox.

 

[U.K SHARK]

The poms are an interesting lot... tell you what, having just come back from cardiff- the welsh arent too keen on them thats for sure!

What makes me laugh is that they actually think it offends me when they refer to our convict heritage.

 

[gunnamatta bay]

I'd be grumpy too if I had to live in that sh*thole, with sh*t weather and having to watch sh*t national sports teams get a hiding every week.

 

[The Popper]

He's probably one of those Poms who was kicked off the plane in the new Bundy Ad.

 

[Quigs]

Bloody Poms.

Also Quigs just letting you know that nifty little feature doesn't work in firefox.

SSShhhhhhhhooossshhhhh - keep that one under your hat - it's a secret.

But as Maxwell Smart would say

"I know that"

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs.

 

[imasharkie]

The poms are an interesting lot... tell you what, having just come back from cardiff- the welsh arent too keen on them thats for sure!

What makes me laugh is that they actually think it offends me when they refer to our convict heritage.

maybe you should remind them what the Aussie cricket team does to the Pommys.

Happened again in the 20/20 game.
Aussies own Pomms.

 

[chiana]

Funny how he started his email off with "Hi" as if writing to a friend. Then has a go at you.
England is a sad place to be though. I'd be unhappy and angry if I were living there.

 

[Surely]

It's the socks and sandals, whenever they don them a loud moan starts to eminate from their mouths.

 

[bluey]

Bloody Bastard

 

[DJDL]

I love that "descended from convicts" line.
Yep, our forefathers were banished from the UK for being such hardenedm criminals as to steal loaves of bread to feed their families.

However the murderers and rapists were all left behind in England to populate that society.

They don't really like having that pointed out.

 

[Dave Q]

The poms are an interesting lot... tell you what, having just come back from cardiff- the welsh arent too keen on them thats for sure!

What makes me laugh is that they actually think it offends me when they refer to our convict heritage.[/quote]

Spot on.

 

[Dean Moriarty]

I love that "descended from convicts" line.
Yep, our forefathers were banished from the UK for being such hardenedm criminals as to steal loaves of bread to feed their families.

However the murderers and rapists were all left behind in England to populate that society.

They don't really like having that pointed out.

The irony is, of course, that he is all upset because he couldn't steal the images from Quigs' site. Wonder what the sentence would have been for stealing a picture back in 1788?

 

[Frenzy.]

Hi,

Rightly or wrongly I have tried to save a picture off of your web site for which you have described me as a "Bastard" I asume from the lazy manner found all over this website that you are Australian so you have probably not got enough grey matter to know exactly what a Bastard is, Being an Assuie you are either an aborigionie the only people in Australia with a rightfull claim to be there so can be forgiven for a piss poor attitude or you are a desendant of some of the thankles scum we booted out of here 200 years or so ago and have no right to knock anyones heritage

What an embarrassment to England.

Nice spelling and even more atrocious in grammar. Not to mention punctuation.

Tell him from me Quigs, he's not a bastard. He's a STUPID merkin.

What exactly is an Assuie anyway? A U Turn around someones arse?

 

[Quigs]

Look poor prick froome 'oull' - we be giving lad soome leeway ehhh.

Right royal fook up with spellun like an doin' right thing boot eh cannot be helpin his ways, being born fookin pom an all

In last life eh moost be born in hurstville - like to cop bein' born this life a fookin' whingin' poom. Eye soome sods born wiff no good luck and somme git wot deserve.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[bluey]

Which one of you bastards called this pommy bastard a bastard??

 

[Bastard Squad]

That was Ian Chappell who said that wasn't it ?

 

[coolumsharkie]

3000 Poms go to a darts tornament.....

Need I say more.