The goddess Carina , her fleet of galactic super super battleships cloaked and sheilded from the gaze of Mr Angry , Lord Blacktip and other warring factions waits patiently for her droid councilors of the Sutherland Shire to do her bidding and increase the size of Shark Park , Sharkies International, Twin Track rail Line to Cronnulla ( are u listening Bruce ( the evil one) Baird?). The plan which includes a degree of world and Shire domination will become larger as the TV rights are negotiated . New teams of super RL clubs are planned in Perth , Adelaide , Tashkent, and Samoa. As her beloved Sharks move ever closer to the Grand Final Carina plans her revenge on a long list of Barstards who have thwarted the Sharks over the last milleniummm .
No1 on her list is Greg Hartly ( super midget barstard)
No2 Anthony Mundine ( dark barstard)
No3 That dude that threw me out of Northies in Sep 85 ( I know who u are , u barstard)
No4 Ray Warren ( Dog caller Barstard)
No5 Guss Gould ( because he is just a barstard)
No 6 Danny Wilder ( Worm Barstard)
No 7 Steve Clark ( send off Barstard)
No 8 Sean Hampstead ( benefit of the doubt Barstard)
Jeez that feels better!
Carinashark
