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Just received an email with a heap of Knights jokes.
We might be doing it tough at the moment, but thank God we don't go for them!
The Knights training was cancelled the other day due to a suspicious white powder found on the field.
After calling the police and having the substance inspected it was discovered this substance was in fact the try line.
Training resumed as it was assumed the Knights would never encounter this substance again.
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Michael Hagan takes the knights out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position.
So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the
conversion.
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The knights are making a help-line available for fans who are
disappointed with their team's recent performance.
The help-line number is: 1800 10 10 10. That's 1800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
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Question: What is your wife trying to tell you if she's wearing a
knights shirt in bed?
Answer: You ain't gonna score.
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Osama Bin Laden has appeared on Iraqi TV this morning to quell rumours of his death in an explosion in Baghdad yesterday.
To prove that the appearance was not pre-recorded Osama stated that he "watched the rugby on the weekend and the knights were crap."
UK and US government officials have dismissed the report saying it could have happened any time over the past 2 years.
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There are only 2 man-made things that can be seen from space with the naked eye from space. The first one is the Great Wall of China, and right on its heels is...the gap in the Knights defence
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Question: What is the difference between the Newcastle Knights and an arsonist?
Answer: An arsonist wouldn't waste that many matches.
We might be doing it tough at the moment, but thank God we don't go for them!
The Knights training was cancelled the other day due to a suspicious white powder found on the field.
After calling the police and having the substance inspected it was discovered this substance was in fact the try line.
Training resumed as it was assumed the Knights would never encounter this substance again.
***********************************************************************
Michael Hagan takes the knights out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position.
So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the
conversion.
********************************************************************
The knights are making a help-line available for fans who are
disappointed with their team's recent performance.
The help-line number is: 1800 10 10 10. That's 1800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
*******************************************************************
Question: What is your wife trying to tell you if she's wearing a
knights shirt in bed?
Answer: You ain't gonna score.
********************************************************************
Osama Bin Laden has appeared on Iraqi TV this morning to quell rumours of his death in an explosion in Baghdad yesterday.
To prove that the appearance was not pre-recorded Osama stated that he "watched the rugby on the weekend and the knights were crap."
UK and US government officials have dismissed the report saying it could have happened any time over the past 2 years.
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There are only 2 man-made things that can be seen from space with the naked eye from space. The first one is the Great Wall of China, and right on its heels is...the gap in the Knights defence
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Question: What is the difference between the Newcastle Knights and an arsonist?
Answer: An arsonist wouldn't waste that many matches.
