OT: The Ashes

[T.S Quint]

Mel looks particularily cute, tonight.

Eels fans always do.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Eels fans always do.

Perhaps the ones with all of their teeth do.

 

[T.S Quint]

Perhaps the ones with all of their teeth do.

Counts me out then.

 

[strider]

Mel looks particularily cute, tonight.

u can see her from the paddock?

btw u were right - she was in good form last night

 

[magpie4ever]

Now, I know the Thunder are the reincarnation of the mighty Western Suburb Magpies. Unlucky for the 19th time.

 

[strider]

yeah, "unlucky"

 

[hineyrulz]

They are a good team out of luck.

 

[magpie4ever]

C'mon the Thunder, tonight is the night. Go you good things.

 

[strider]

how's the lovely Mel tonight? I missed the first segment

 

[strider]

finch - quack quack

 

[Twizzle]

should have stayed with the Aussies

 

[magpie4ever]

how's the lovely Mel tonight? I missed the first segment

missed her too.

 

[strider]

if the thunder can't win this then they need to be shot

 

[hineyrulz]

\\\\/ Go you mighty Thunder!!

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

\\\\/ Go you mighty Thunder!!

I'll tell ya a joke about the Thunder....

This priest picks up a prostitute and takes her to a motel room, and orders her to get her kit off. After about 10 minutes of laying there naked she asks 'aren't you going to f**k me?'. 'Shut up' he replies, and get out a stock whip and while cracking it yells 'Thunder! Thunder!', after a few more minutes of boredom she asks again 'aren't you going to f**k me?'...'shut up' he replies and starts rapidly flicking the light switch off and on while still cracking his whip 'Thunder! Lightning! Thunder! Lightning!' he shouts in an increasing frenzy. after the next enquiry from the young lady, he gets his holy water bottle out and start chucking it around the room in between each whip crack and the strobing of the lights 'Thunder! Lightning! Rain!' he shouts. . At the end of her wits, the prostitute screams 'aren't you going to f**k me?'......to which he replies......... 'What?, In this weather?'

 

[strider]

... pete would be ashamed of that joke

 

[magpie4ever]

This is the night. We can't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory; not tonight.

Go Boys.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

... pete would be ashamed of that joke

I didn't say it was a good one.

 

[magpie4ever]

You bloody bewdy.

Well done, that was better than beating the Poms 5-0; beating the f**king mexicans.

 

[parra pete]

I didn't say it was a good one.

A bloody shocker....


On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window.
Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip
light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.
"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you should inform the
pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time."