Parra limericks

[Pooftamus Maximus]

We had a prop named Poore
Who could never ever score
He turned up for the dough
Didn't show much go
I think we should show him the door

 

[Pooftamus Maximus]

The half backs on the nose
He has no help I spose
We paid the cash
For a bit of flash
He's been compared to Georgie Rose

 

[Poupou Escobar]

There was a young lady from Spain,
who was f**ked by a monk in a drain.
They did it again,
and again and again,
and again and again and again.

 

[Pooftamus Maximus]

That's not a parra one.
But

I knew a man named Dave
Who kept a dead wh#re in cave
He said I'll admit
I'm a bit of a sh#t
But think of the money I'll save.

 

[Pooftamus Maximus]

That's not a parra one.
But

I knew a man named Dave
Who kept a dead wh#re in cave
He said I'll admit
I'm a bit of a sh#t
But think of the money I'll save.

 

[bartman]

We had a coach called Kearney
Who had a lot to learn-y
He lost the players' trust
The five year plan looked bust
And so the Board finally sent him on his journey...

 

[Someone]

parramatta,
tell me whats the matter?
parra parra
look at the ladder
sandow is getting fatter
that was a poor poach,
now we arent winning,
So its f**k the coach.

chorus* everybody cries....

everybody hurts...

 

[emjaycee]

There was an LU poster called twinkiemus,
He thought he was funnier than the rest of us.
His limericks weren't funny,
They were brown, sticky and runny.
And came from the anus of Maximus.

 

[Pooftamus Maximus]

A coach I new had a small face
Who when he once played had no pace
He benched a fat lad
Who played particularly bad
And played a back line of only one race

 

[eelandia]

In 1983
I was full of glee
Jump 29 years
I am close to tears
After tonight, what to do with Kearney?

 

[Pooftamus Maximus]

That's not a parra one.
But

I knew a man named Dave
Who kept a dead wh#re in cave
He said I'll admit
I'm a bit of a sh#t
But think of the money I'll save.

There was an LU poster called twinkiemus,
He thought he was funnier than the rest of us.
His limericks weren't funny,
They were brown, sticky and runny.
And came from the anus of Maximus.

A poster named emjaycee
Smelt like he'd been soaking in wee
Come to think of it
It could have been sh#t
Either way he stunk to a T

 

[Pooftamus Maximus]

A winger who thought he was cool
Found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

 

[Pooftamus Maximus]

There was a fellow named Mitch (Allgood)
Who performed an incredible trick
With careful gyrations
To standing ovations
He'd balance himself on his d#ck

 

[Parra Pride]

This one is about this forum:

Keredo mo susumu hodo kaze wa tsuyoku
Kibou no hi wa yagate kiete yuku
"Akari wo yokose" to ubaiai
Hate ni hito wa koroshiau
Namida nado tou ni karete

#ButItDoesn'tSoundGoodInEnglish

 

[Hallatia]

In 1983
I was full of glee
Jump 19 years
I am close to tears
After tonight, what to do with Kearney?

1983 was 29 years ago

 

[eelandia]

1983 was 29 years ago

hehe...yeah.

Boiled lolly for paying attention.

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