Hi all,
I suppose you have noticed I have been away for a few days.
As a matter of fact, I was cordially invited to PJ Marshal's (that's Marshal with one L) for the weekend.
It was quite an honour to be invited to such a dignatories residence - a bit like heading off to George Bush's Ranch in Texas I thought.
Well, lo and behold, who in the hell do I meet at the front gate but PJ Marshal.
Funny thing is, I had this impression of him. A young, upstanding member of our community. Maybe a bit cheeky, but nevertheless, a great Aussie bloke.
Well........F*** me. You'll never believe what I saw. PJ EH???????
Penelope Jane met me at the front door, wearing a cute little number. I thought it was his sister, but NO!!!!!! It was PJ Marshal himself.
I asked him to explain, but he/she was reluctant to go into detail.
She offered to take me out to dinner - I refused.
She offered to accompany me to a sauna - but I politely refused to save her further embarressment.
She exlained to me how much she loves the Eels.......especially Witty.
She offered me a massage. Once again, I politely refused.
She said she would like it if more people on the League Unlimited Board would like her. "Fat chance" I replied. 8)
She offered sexual favours to the EWO. She's awaiting the remaining replies. ;-)
She told me that she loves Queensland.
She told me that she loves the Queen.
She told me that one day, she hopes that people won't notice her puppy fat.
She hopes that Wendy still loves her and that The Parra Boy is treating her alright.
She hopes that her herpes will clear up soon.
She would like people on the board to laugh at her jokes......hard to believe - but true.
She has just had her appendix out......and her IQ has increased ten-fold apparantly.
There is so much more to tell you all but it is so late.
All I can say is that Penelope Jane Marshal is a lovely person, though a bit thick (and dull).
If any of you get to meet her, I wish you the best of luck.
It was the most pathetic weekend I've had in ages.
But wait!!!!!! .............
There'll be more.
An unfortunate Suity
I suppose you have noticed I have been away for a few days.
As a matter of fact, I was cordially invited to PJ Marshal's (that's Marshal with one L) for the weekend.
It was quite an honour to be invited to such a dignatories residence - a bit like heading off to George Bush's Ranch in Texas I thought.
Well, lo and behold, who in the hell do I meet at the front gate but PJ Marshal.
Funny thing is, I had this impression of him. A young, upstanding member of our community. Maybe a bit cheeky, but nevertheless, a great Aussie bloke.
Well........F*** me. You'll never believe what I saw. PJ EH???????
Penelope Jane met me at the front door, wearing a cute little number. I thought it was his sister, but NO!!!!!! It was PJ Marshal himself.
I asked him to explain, but he/she was reluctant to go into detail.
She offered to take me out to dinner - I refused.
She offered to accompany me to a sauna - but I politely refused to save her further embarressment.
She exlained to me how much she loves the Eels.......especially Witty.
She offered me a massage. Once again, I politely refused.
She said she would like it if more people on the League Unlimited Board would like her. "Fat chance" I replied. 8)
She offered sexual favours to the EWO. She's awaiting the remaining replies. ;-)
She told me that she loves Queensland.
She told me that she loves the Queen.
She told me that one day, she hopes that people won't notice her puppy fat.
She hopes that Wendy still loves her and that The Parra Boy is treating her alright.
She hopes that her herpes will clear up soon.
She would like people on the board to laugh at her jokes......hard to believe - but true.
She has just had her appendix out......and her IQ has increased ten-fold apparantly.
There is so much more to tell you all but it is so late.
All I can say is that Penelope Jane Marshal is a lovely person, though a bit thick (and dull).
If any of you get to meet her, I wish you the best of luck.
It was the most pathetic weekend I've had in ages.
But wait!!!!!! .............
There'll be more.
An unfortunate Suity
