Petition to Bar JM from the FFB

[RHCP]

I think a common enemy will bring the rest of us all closer together. But I like a bit of theatre with it too, trial by something!

 

[Jason Maher]

Trial by BM. If he can read every single one of BM's LU posts and not go mad, he can stay...

 

[Misanthrope]

Trial by BM. If he can read every single one of BM's LU posts and not go mad, he can stay...

Wouldn't it be crueler (and more fitting) if he had to read his own posts while his mother read over his shoulder?

 

[Dragon2010]

BF v The Mountain. Who wins?

 

[Misanthrope]

The audience.

 

[Bulldog Force]

We, the undersigned, write to our Moderator for Parliament to express our distaste, displeasure, and overall outrage at the continued presence of serial pest, Bulldogs Force (hereafter referred to as BF) in the Firkin Fun Bar subforum of the League Unlimited forums.

During the past 6-8 weeks, the quality of posting in the illustrious social forum has experienced a marked drop, and we the undersigned are of the belief that this is largely due to the recent return (?) and continued presence of BF.

We humbly request that this utter merkin is hereafter denied access to the Firkin Fun Bar, and instead be encouraged to take his inane dribbling and offensive banter to a more suitable location such as Four Corners, the NRL forum, or El Diablo's AFL Fapping Cave aka The Fight Club.

We would also request that he be forced to support either the Canberra Raiders or the Cronulla Sharks, but understand that might be beyond your control.

We request this as long serving (and long suffering) members of the forum.

Regards,

The Undersigned.

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Principal Petitioner: Misanthrope

1. Misanthrope
2. Eelementary
3. Rhino NQ
4. Scott Gourley's Lovechild
5. Dani
6. Drew-Sta
7. Dragon2010
8. Bazal

I sign this.

signed

Signed

Squiggle

Signed.

Signed.

 

[Parra]

Petitions are an effective way of gathering a list of names of people who have no idea how the world works.


Punch on BF.

 

[muzby]

Jesus, did you even read the content of the petition? It's not serious...

it kinda reads like it is..

maybe we need to revert to what we do in jubilee avenue where not serious posts are done in bright pink..

but yeah, do kind of feel for BF..

 

[Parra]

Now he's bought religion into it.

 

[Misanthrope]

it kinda reads like it is..

maybe we need to revert to what we do in jubilee avenue where not serious posts are done in bright pink..

but yeah, do kind of feel for BF..

I thought terminology like using 'illustrious' to describe the FFB, suggesting he be forced to support Canberra, labeling the Fight Club as El Diablo's Fapping Cave, and calling Twizzle our 'Moderator for Parliament' would give it away.

Clearly, the satire was too subtle

 

[muzby]

i read it more as self depreciation for the FFB, to soften the blow of the movement..

 

[Misanthrope]

i read it more as self depreciation for the FFB, to soften the blow of the movement..

Ah no, I could give two f**ks if BF stays or goes. He doesn't irk me as much as he seems to irk Drew, D2010 etc.

He's more annoying than BM, but he's not reached a point where I care what happens to him. I was just making a joke thread in response to the uncalm tits in the Superthread.

 

[muzby]

fair enough if it's all in jest, hand me a flint to sharpen the pike...

 

[dogslife]

I don't think being incessantly annoying is grounds for being barred tbh. This isn't high school merkins

 

[Dani]

He's been downright cruel towards me in the past. To the point where I'd post once a week because I was afraid of what I'd start.

Now that I think about it, that's probably not a bad thing to most.

 

[dogslife]

I've met pot plants with better social skills than him

 

[Misanthrope]

I don't think being incessantly annoying is grounds for being barred tbh. This isn't high school merkins

If it were, you'd be long gone, sunshine.

He's been downright cruel towards me in the past. To the point where I'd post once a week because I was afraid of what I'd start.

Now that I think about it, that's probably not a bad thing to most.

I keep hearing about this, but have seen no evidence of it. What did he say?

 

[dogslife]

I'm arguably the best poster in this shit heap

 

[muzby]

2nd best..

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Nothing special here.