Phil Rothfield

[El Diablo]

nobody ever dies of AIDS

 

[insert.pause]

He did nothing but bag the 2013 world cup, presumably because he was overlooked for the junket to cover the tournament in the UK.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Has his finger on the pulse.

Bec's.

 

[Pedge1971]

Has his finger on the pulse.

Bec's.

Given his predatorial history with his mate Eddie I reckon his fingers were on more than the pulse of Becs corpse. ..

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Given his predatorial history with his mate Eddie I reckon his fingers were on more than the pulse of Becs corpse. ..

Oh behave!!!

 

[mozza91]

Has his finger on the pulse.

Bec's.

He probably looks even worse than Bourbon Bec's does at this stage. They both look like they've been dead for 12 months.

 

[El Diablo]

Given his predatorial history with his mate Eddie I reckon his fingers were on more than the pulse of Becs corpse. ..

imagine how red those cheeks go when he blows his stack

 

[Rhino_NQ]

imagine how red those cheeks go when he blows his stack

i'm pretty sure only gin would come out

 

[RL The greatest game]

Given his predatorial history with his mate Eddie I reckon his fingers were on more than the pulse of Becs corpse. ..

 

[RL The greatest game]

i'm pretty sure only gin would come out

 

[Usain Bolt]

Massive scoop

 

[El Diablo]

Buzz was sleeping in his own vomit and piss in the gutter outside after being booted out the night before and Anasta woke him

some people have no manners

 

[taipan]

In late breaking news."An extremely unfit ,beetroot faced, obese ,with a chunder covered T shirt,fake sports' journo sloth, was sighted staggering out of Northies Hotel,with a 6 pack of the beer we drink up here, looking like he's done a hundred rounds on a Sydney airport baggage carousel.He remains unclaimed at this point of time.
Hoping some charity will take him on board, in the season of Peace and Giving."

 

[Diesel]

Massive scoop

I bet he made sure this was his story and did some old fashion journalist investigation. Hanging around a pub all day is second nature to this old soak

 

[Usain Bolt]

Big Xmas for Buzz, poor bloke can’t even stand up lol

 

[mozza91]

Looks like weekend at Bernie’s.

 

[El Diablo]

all those schooners are his

 

[taipan]

all those schooners are his

And true to form, he didn't pay for any of them. Short ill shaped body, with extremely deep pockets.

 

[Life's Good]

The sore ribs are a sign of imminent liver failure.

 

[no name]

At least he got the gibberers part right.
Probably the most accurate piece he wrote in all of 2017.