Pick up lines

[simostorm]

Anyone got any cool pick up lines I can try this weekend?

 

[incredible_holc]

hey can i have sex with you? I'm good in bed

 

[UndertakerMike]

but don't tell 'em about your 9mm eh IH?

 

[incredible_holc]

naw i dont, i much rather tell them about my penis

 

[Martli]

"Wanna root"

 

[God-King Dean]

Should edit the title of this thread to "Lines only tossers would use"

 

[incredible_holc]

has anyone actually used a pick up line???? by that i mean the ones that normally get posted in these threads

 

[Big Mick]

Lick your finger, wipe it on her top and say:

"Why don't u come back to my place and we'll get you out of those wet clothes"

Austin Powers pick up line.

Or my Favourite:

"why don't u come and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Big Mick]

has anyone actually used a pick up line???? by that i mean the ones that normally get posted in these threads

LMAO! no.

 

[RHYTHM AND STEALTH]

You look cold, come over here cos i got a 1 bar heater

 

[Bazal]

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Big Mick]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Raider_69]

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
awesome call

i acually have a pretty good one:

walk up to them, look at her, look at your dick, look back at her and say "what? its not gonna suck itself"

 

[Bazal]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Big Mick]

its actually "Well, its not gonna suck itself".

 

[Big Mick]

"I've got an idea, let's play army, I can lie down and you can blow the shit out of me"


LMAO, one of my mates actually went up to a chick and said "I'm gay, I wanna convert for you, how bout it".

I thought it was sad, but unfortunately the bastard got something out of it.

 

[Bazal]

"I've got an idea, let's play army, I can lie down and you can blow the sh*t out of me"


LMAO, one of my mates actually went up to a chick and said "I'm gay, I wanna convert for you, how bout it".

I thought it was sad, but unfortunately the bastard got something out of it.

:lol: :lol: at both those...especially gettin' some!! That's a joke....

 

[JTR]

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Pick up line thief! :evil:

 

[Bazal]

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Pick up line thief! :evil:

lol....yeah, not exactly my own, but it's funny. But hey, what pick up lines are original?

 

[Big Mick]

"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Pick up line thief! :evil:

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