Pirates of the Caribbean

[SeeJay]

You should contact Guiness World Records and make the record official

I did. They said your mom has the record for most blumpkins in a 24 hour period with 342.

 

[Bazal]

I wonder where bumpkins came from? Like, who was the first chock to look at her bloke on the shitter and think "man that's hot. I really, really want to blow him right f**king now!" Or imagine the first bloke to sit there and think about it. "Hey...hey honey...."

 

[Slackboy72]

I can only imagine narcotics and commercial inducements were involved.

BTW Anyone have the correct time? My clock say it's afternoon.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

3 normal hours for every Hogg mafia hour. Technically it's still yesterday.

 

[Bazzi]

I wonder where bumpkins came from? Like, who was the first chock to look at her bloke on the shitter and think "man that's hot. I really, really want to blow him right f**king now!" Or imagine the first bloke to sit there and think about it. "Hey...hey honey...."

I reckon they were already getting it on in the bathloom and he sat on the toiret as she brew him, harfway through he had to take a dump and the rest was history!

 

[Hoggmaster]

10:08 in China smart arses. Flipping freezing so it took me longer than expected to get my lady friend to get out of bed and go get me a bagel from the shops. Will write it up now.

 

[Bazzi]

10:08 in China smart arses. Flipping freezing so it took me longer than expected to get my lady friend to get out of bed and go get me a bagel from the shops. Will write it up now.

More rike it took you longer to get it up

 

[Hoggmaster]

Night 3

Barbossa was on the warpath. He knew there was an enemy in his midst and he was going to stab people till he found him.

He approached someone he had suspected for a while, and was moving in for the kill, until Captain James Norrington landed on the deck in front of him.

'I'm afraid you won't be doing anything tonight you smelly pirate.' Norrington quipped.

'Yeargh, we'll be seeing about that.'

Another fight erupted, even more epic than the night before, and with a quick thrust of his sword Norrington dislodge Barbossa's coin purse. From it rolled the final Aztec coin that was keeping Barbossa immortal.

'Well that be my cue to leave.' Barbossa announced scampering off.

Norrington picked up the coin 'What do we have here then?'

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Elsewhere Ragetti was trying to give himself a blumpkin with limited success. He eventually resolved to get on with his task for the night, before noticing there were eyes on him... a lot of eyes on him. His blumpkin loving ways had attracted the attention of nearly half the crew, but before any of them could act, Bootstrap Bill Turner walked up to him and cut his throat.

SeeJay is dead. He was Ragetti. Pirate aligned Comedy Relief

Jack Sparrow wandered over to Ragetti's corpse.

'What horrid luck.'

The captain leapt back as a monkey flew through the air carrying a sword he had stolen from some poor fool.

'Well there's only one thing that can be done at a time like this.'

He uncorked a bottle of Rum and started drinking away. That was until he noticed a yeast and lemon left carelessly unattended.

'Yo ho me hearteys, yo ho!'

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A very important crew member was rowing frantically. He had seen Ragetti being murdered, feared he was next, so had stolen a life boat in a bid to escape the madness. A cannon let rip and it seemed the Pirate's fears would be proven correct.

At the last minute a hulking mass emerged from the sea. He rocgnised the ship form his deepest darkest nightmares. The Flying Dutchman had come to take him aboard.

It is now Day
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[KeepingTheFaith]

Oh yay, a recruit.

 

[Dutchy]

Does that read as Barbosa found a baddie before Norrington the blocking merkin blocked him?

 

[SeeJay]

U tards.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I believe so Dutchy

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Don't think so Dutchy. It reads like you approached someone you have questioned in the thread (whall maybe?) and were interrupted by the mafia role blocker who took your coin.

 

[Slackboy72]

Does that read as Barbosa found a baddie before Norrington the blocking merkin blocked him?

So is Norrington protecTing mafia?
Isn't bootstrap Turner a good guy?
Is a yeast and lemon a Corona?

 

[Dutchy]

The coin grants immortality.

 

[Dutchy]

So is Norrington protecTing mafia?
Isn't bootstrap Turner a good guy?
Is a yeast and lemon a Corona?

No, Norrington is just a role blocker.

Barbosa don't reveal your target, yet.

 

[Slackboy72]

Shit. Immortal mafia blocker is immortal.

 

[Dutchy]

Who would be a male very important crew member?

Aside from Barbosa and Sparrow.

 

[Dutchy]

Until someone targets him with any action.

 

[soc123_au]

Looks like we have someone recruited.