Pirates of the Caribbean

[Dutchy]

Soc, da fat King.

 

[soc123_au]

Soc, da fat King.

I'm not fat, I'm festively plump. It took you all long enough.

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

I'm not fat, I'm festively plump. It took you all long enough.

I was busy being awesome.

Got enough for a Hoppity lynch. Now to find out if there's any hidden surprises.

 

[Frederick]

You mean I slept with fat f**k soc for no reason at all? Lame, I hate the fatties. Plus it took him ages to find his dick hidden in the many rolls of fat

Vote BM

 

[Dutchy]

Block him again Fred.

He might find the hole this time.

 

[Dutchy]

So DB and Ozzy. Monkey and?

Assuming DB is the monkey.

 

[soc123_au]

So DB and Ozzy. Monkey and?

Assuming DB is the monkey.

Ozzy is the Monkey.

And you loved it Fred. Nothing wrong with a bit of weight. You cant drive home a railway spike with a tack hammer.

 

[Frederick]

So DB and Ozzy. Monkey and?

Assuming DB is the monkey.

Unless I read it wrong, db is the Spanish broad

 

[soc123_au]

I was busy being awesome.

Got enough for a Hoppity lynch. Now to find out if there's any hidden surprises.

There is always surprises. You blokes are pretty much f**ked. You all may as well post edit & get it over with.

 

[Dutchy]

Yeah been trying to correct myself, f**king China Mobile.

 

[Dutchy]

Unless I read it wrong, db is the Spanish broad

Yep.

What was her deal in the films, got way too farfetched for my liking after 2.

 

[Ozzy]

Unless I read it wrong, db is the Spanish broad

That's how I read it, unless DB is into red garters.

 

[soc123_au]

Just to make things easier for everyone.

2. Dutchy Barbossa the vigilante who has yet to kill anyone bad
6. Soc Lovable Chubby fella. Maybe Santa?
9. Frederick is not dead. He is Elizabeth Swann. Pirate aligned Man trap
10. DB Spanish bitch with poor feminine hygine
11. Ozzy Monkey
12. KTF Johnny Depp
17. SGLC Not sure, probably mafia
18. BunnniesMan is not dead. He is James Norrington. Pirate aligned Man of Duty and Honour
19. Hoggmaster is alive. He is Calypsso Wrathful goddess

 

[Hoggmaster]

Day 8

The pirates weren't fooled by Norringtons pleas. His loyalty lay with King and Country and no woman would come between that.

They gave him a soldiers death at least and fired him from a cannon.

[FONT=&quot]BunnniesMan is dead. He [FONT=&quot]was[/FONT] James Norrington. [FONT=&quot]Ro[FONT=&quot]yal Navy[/FONT][/FONT] aligned Man of Duty and Honour

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[FONT=&quot]The pirates all turned to the chubby king.

[FONT=&quot]'Let's make him walk the plank.' Cried one pirate

[FONT=&quot]'Let's hang him!' [FONT=&quot]Hollered another.

[FONT=&quot]'Let me [/FONT]have another go on his royal todger[FONT=&quot].' Called Swann, quiet[FONT=&quot]ening the rabble and making Will Turner burst into tears.

[FONT=&quot]'[FONT=&quot]Hehehehe. Did you think it would be that easy?' said the King. 'A royal pardon, a[FONT=&quot]nd a [FONT=&quot]position as a privateer in the [FONT=&quot]K[FONT=&quot]ing's N[FONT=&quot]avy for any one who will side w[FONT=&quot]ith me.'

[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]One pirate stepped forward and the game [FONT=&quot]once more was afoot.

[/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]It is now night[/FONT]
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[Ozzy]

Just to make things easier for everyone.

2. Dutchy Barbossa the vigilante who has yet to kill anyone bad
6. Soc Lovable Chubby fella. Jabba the Hutt?
9. Frederick is not dead. He is Elizabeth Swann. Pirate aligned Man trap
10. DB Spanish bitch with poor feminine hygine
11. Ozzy Monkey
12. KTF Johnny Depp
17. SGLC Not sure, probably mafia
18. BunnniesMan is not dead. He is James Norrington. Pirate aligned Man of Duty and Honour
19. Hoggmaster is alive. He is Calypsso Wrathful goddess

Slight correction on number 6.

 

[soc123_au]

Slight correction on number 6.

Jabba is a good name for a Pirate.

 

[Frederick]

So someone has been recruited to the other side

 

[Dutchy]

If I were Soc, I'd force recruit someone who won't need to be in the write ups. A block maybe.

Fred, Block Soc if you're still good.
Ozzy is useless now we know all the characters.
No idea what DB the s**t, and SGL the Orlando have as actions.

 

[Ozzy]

Hey!!!! I'm still useful, I can still vote.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

The only person recruited as a privateer in the movies was Barbosa, but I doubt that is the case now. Guess we find out tonight.