Planeteels Latest Gig

[sportive cupid]

Hey .. think I just saw Planeteels on the TV brilliantly disguised as another jolly gentleman :lol: (anybody thinking of going to Harvey Norman this weekend?)
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)

 

[Hurriflatch]

Well at least for Planet he won't need any pillows stuffed up his jumper.

 

[planeteels]

I have in-built pillows..

Incidentally.. I am only in the Ad to promote their Jolly Man Photos...

I am actually working as the Managing Jolly Man at David Jones in the City...

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

it aint no new gig, hehehe

Jase has quite the experience as the bringer of gifts

btw mate, i been quite naughty this year

 

[planeteels]

I should get a blue and yellow santa suit made up and I can be Parra Santa... I'll be another excuse to celebrate christmas all year long...

 

[PB]

Dear Planet Claus;

My name is Timmy and i am free and a half years old. I dont have many toys and my daddy is always drinking this stuff that smells like the stuff we use to make the car go. My mummy's cloves are shrinking. Her skirt is very short, and she can't afford to wear anyfink to cover her bra. We are so poor that mummy has to go to work late at night wearing vese clothes.....

Anyway, despite all this i have one simple wish for christmas.....

Can you please make parra win a FREAKING PREMIERSHIP!!!!!!!!

Fankyou very much

Timmy.

 

[Twizzle]

Dear Planet Clause,

My name is Bwian and I have one simple wish for Christmas.

I would like to be able to coach a team that does not get beat up on, by the other big bullies.

Can you please give me some special powers so that my team does not get beaten up any more.

And by the way Santa, you breath also smells like the stuff daddy puts in his car.

 

[Misty Bee]

LOL @ Twizzle and PB :lol: :lol: :lol:

I am the ghost of Christmas past.......

Brian, remember the last few christmases?

Err, yeah.

Remember your reaction to your christmas presents?

Umm, which ones?

You know, what your wife gave you in 1998, your Aunty Nell gave you in 1999, Benny Kusto gave you in 2000, Joey Johns gave you in 2001, and Misty gave you in 2002?

What, that f*cking thing?

Brian, it's the thought that counts

But the brought me the same thing! Year after year I'd cop the sdame old bloody present.

But you remember your reaction? Not very nice, was it Brian.

But the bloody deserved to get abused

But they thought you needed it, Brian. And you never read it, did you Brian. Do you even remember the title, Brian?

Umm, wasn't it something like "101 ways to do the Helmrich Manouvere?"