I heard a rumour from a very reliable source that we will ask the entire first team to leave, save Mateo, Inu, Hayne, the Keatings, and Hindmarsh. Hagan will be sacked. Fitzgerald will also be asked to leave.
Craig Bellamy and Waybe Bennet will both ask for releases at their current clubs so they can become dual coaches at Parramatta. Players will line up to join the super-club. Greg Inglis will be the first big signing (for $100,000 a year). After Inglis signs there will be an avalanche of players wanting to sign with the club, including Israel Folau, Scott Prince, Cameron Smith and quite a few props. The State of Origin will be abolished and instead a Parramatta vs the Rest of the World game will be implemented.
At one point Parramatta will win 150 straight games and 15 straight premierships. Parramatta will quickly overthrow Manchester United as the most recognizable and supported team in the world. At the 2016 Olympics, the Parramatta Eel football club will be guests of honour and a moving tribute to the great club will be give at the opening ceremony. The 2016 Olympics will be the first Olympics where Rugby League is the one and only sport held.
I am trying to get further information from my source, but the Parramatta Mental Asylum only allows one visitor a week (and my visit was yesterday)