Sounds a bit like the famous Irish sex therapist, Connie Lingus...
Yeah, and I heard they are going to land a man on the moon soon.......I so owed you that Jimbo!!!!
But wait, try this....
Ruth, a recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on a beach towel Niesel Park Beach. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had
walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir,
how are you?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away last year," he replied.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live over in Double Bay," he answered, continuing to read.
Ruth persisted. "Do you like pussy cats?"
With that, he threw his book down, jumped off his blanket, onto hers, tore
off both their swimsuits, and gave her the most passionate ride of her
life!
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Ruth gasped and asked the man: "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?
how rude lol
