Positions vacant at Sharks

[Fin077]

Thanks Gunnamatta.

Interesting, the copy I have has the Saints story up the top, then our "Sharks need to find form for finals" story, then an ad for the Saints V Tiges game this weekend under that.

If anyones bored, could they possibly do a sharks brother a favour and scan it? I'd be interested in having a look.;-)

Cheers!

 

[mullet]

does the newspaper have an online version?

 

[Bastard Squad]

does the newspaper have an online version?

No, they used to have but it was always out of date.

 

[OmniShark]

Whatever the processes & mechanisms that are used to get there ...

Raper is a dead duck after Rnd 26

 

[Since 73]

gunnamatta bay:

The CSDELFC NRL and NSWRL teams are seeking applicants for the following jobs: Coaches, Assistant Coaches, Managers, Strength and Conditioning Coaches and sports trainers.

You sure it didn't mention a halfback as well?

If anybody has a spare copy can you drive past the Wok's place and toss one on the lawn.

 

[Macca]

How do you know Dimitri?

 

[Since 73]

Doesn't everybody?

 

[Chondricthyes]

I have applied for three positions under the name

Chondricthyes Pierce

Have already been offered two

 

[Frenzy.]

I have applied and been culled already.

Over qualified they said.

 

[Alan Shore]

:lol: at Frenzy and Chrond.

 

[Since 73]

This bloke could change the culture.
Likes the 7 too.

 

[Havoc]

I found an extract of the Position Description.

Head Coach, 1st Grade Side

Coaching Experience Required - English Premier League or Less

Future Goals - Any, provided the applicant is prepared to tell the media that he looks forwards, not back.

Character Traits - Applicants who are Arrogant, Spineless and Afraid to make the tough calls will find themselves at a distinct advantage.

Skillset Required - The ability to not be able to correctly identify weakness in a team, and therefore the ability to not rectify the problem is a must have.

Other Requirements - Must be able to successfully convince the media of a "cool, calm and collected" attitude, regardless of the state his team is in.

To Apply, Please contact G.Peirce, C/O Cronulla Sharks Football Club
Or alternatively contact G.Peirce, C/O Cronulla Leagues Club
(Considering they really are the same thing!)

 

[fatshark]

:crazy:

 

[Since 73]

This bloke could change the culture.
He loves the 5.