Proudest moment of my life

[Muppet_Baby]

and what you rub it in to your hicky or something?

ahuh

 

[White Poiner]

oh funny thread!

 

[nöyd]

hope she was clean, now try all holes

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

lol Immortal.

Congrats.

 

[anastabation]

I snuck a girl in once and got her to pretend she was about to have sex with me, I then deliberately started making some noise so my mum would wake up and walk in. This way she'd think I'd rooted a chick.

 

[Everlovin' Antichrist]

I snuck a girl in once and got her to pretend she was about to have sex with me, I then deliberately started making some noise so my mum would wake up and walk in. This way she'd think I'd rooted a chick.

No, no, seriously, that was really funny.

What will you do to top that one, video your own circumcision?

 

[Raider_69]

Yip. Give it some time and shes goooorrrrrnnnnnnnn

so just before i make an arse of myself what i do is get toothpaste and rub it into my hicky and with time and alot of rubbing the hicky will go? is this right cause i got nfi :lol:

 

[anastabation]

No, no, seriously, that was really funny.

What will you do to top that one, video your own circumcision?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That actually was pretty good.

 

[Muppet_Baby]

so just before i make an arse of myself what i do is get toothpaste and rub it into my hicky and with time and alot of rubbing the hicky will go? is this right cause i got nfi :lol:

Yes thats correct

 

[An41]

who cares, just say its an std that spreads all over your body

 

[Mr Angry]

Just quietly,

Dad would be proud upon hearing the news from shocked Mum.

But he'll never say so.

 

[Baron Vo Mandor]

Good work mate, nothing like that to shock your parents into realising your an adult.

 

[taxidriver]

Immortal, aren't you 42 years old ?

 

[MrSharky]

I snuck a girl into my bedroom last night

Wasn't Jason Ryles by any chance was it...;-) :lol:

 

[God-King Dean]

Yes

How very funny