R18 // Sharks 18-31 Knights @ Remondis // Sun 3pm

[Joker's Wild]

Titans got spanked by the Raiders

We are a loss here away from the bottom

 

[slotmachine]

Leave now Wayne.

I'll pay for your cab to the airport.

 

[perverse]

Good, the bottom is where we should be.

 

[Apey]

Fairly typical we do something good and follow it up with nonsense.

 

[perverse]

It boggles the mind how a football club can be such a disaster. What a year this is.

 

[Misanthrope]

I don't want Wayne to leave until the wooden spoon is lodged so deeply in his puckered, geriatric ass that removing it would mean pulling his innards out like unraveling an old, joyless sweater.

 

[Misanthrope]

And if Kurt Gidley loved the club like he professes to, he'd play for our opposition.

 

[perverse]

We need a coach with the balls to tap Gids on the shoulder. Tomorrow would be good.

 

[Misanthrope]

Our new coach will get RSI from the number of shoulders he'd need to tap.

 

[Frederick]

I don't want Wayne to leave until the wooden spoon is lodged so deeply in his puckered, geriatric ass that removing it would mean pulling his innards out like unraveling an old, joyless sweater.

Couldn't have put it any better myself :lol:

 

[Nuffy]

It boggles the mind how a football club can be such a disaster. What a year this is.

Seriously the joint has been a circus for a decade.

Bennetts decision, being the height of selfishness, will have gutted the team who are already mentally brittle, so we will struggle to win a game for the rest of the year.

He deserves a spoon to underline how little he has achieved here.

I hate the fact that everyone in the media is saying what a courageous decision, it wasn't, it was the soft option.

Gids performance is just Gids being Gids, he will think that he needs to lead the team and he's never been a leader on the field. The more he tries, the worse his contribution, it has always been the same.

There is just so much wrong with the club at every single level, I am not sure anyone can turn it around.

 

[Apey]

Our luck has turned...

 

[Misanthrope]

At this point, I'd welcome a dissolution of the Knights and a reboot from scratch. I'm loyal to the city, not a mascot or a bunch of players who don't give a shit about the region or the fans.

 

[Apey]

No wait, normal service has resumed.

 

[perverse]

We just need to turf Gids and get a coach who gives a shit about the place. Those 2 things alone would help immensely at this point.

 

[Misanthrope]

Are you always that premature, Apey?

 

[Frederick]

Roberts obviously forgot we had the extra tackle there.

 

[Apey]

Obviously a joke brah.

The other 15 teams would have to come down with superAIDs before our luck had turned.

 

[Nuffy]

First order of business for the new coach is a sports psychologist because this team is a soft as butter, the club culture is poor.

 

[Frederick]

:lol: how shit are we