Night Four
The Doctor watched from behind a recently stacked pile of butchered harpy corpses as Billie Piper rode the f**k out of... wait... was that?
How could she be f**king the little black kid they'd killed earlier? It didn't make any sense.
Reaching a tiny twelve year old climax, the kid pulled out his gun and aimed it at the Doctor.
"You a dead man," the kid threatened, but then the sword wielding man was there.
"I warned you, child," he said coolly, "Now run along back to your mother's teat before I dash your brains against the wall like a Targaryen babe".
Kenard ran away.
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The man with gloriously spiked hair was lolling in the quarters his friends had acquired for him. Well, not really friends; fans.
"Do you need anything else, oh magnificent one?" asked the buxom one with the cat ears.
"Fetch me some sashimi," he said, knowing full well the likelihood of finding fresh fish in level nine of a dungeon was unlikely.
She was headed for the door when it flew off its hinges and a man in red, white, and blue stormed in. He dropped his shoulder into the poor girl and her head caved in with a sickening crunch.
Hannah Minx is dead. She was Hannah Minx, Town Aligned Groupie.
Outraged, the spiky haired man leapt to his feet and fired a ball of energy at the interloper.
Nothing happened.
"My, my, my," a new voice spoke up, "Let me show you how it's done".
Lord Bills fired a blast of energy at the New Zealand legend.
Dutchy is dead. He was Sonny Bill Williams, Town Aligned Messiah.
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Kenard was running back to his master when the chubby tank drove into his path.
"Knock knock," it asked.
"Who there?" Kenard asked, already reaching for his gone.
"Tank." it replied.
"Tank who?"
"No," the tank chuckled, "Tank you".
BOOM!
afinalsin666 is dead. He was Mirror, Evil Bastard Aligned Reflective Surface.
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The world's worst player had thus far gone unnoticed, but that was about to change. A creature leaped out of the shadows with a roar.
Pearce reached for a weapon with which to defend himself, but in doing so tripped up Lord Bills as he slunk passed.
His attacker landed on the naked cat thing and attempted to tear it apart.
"Now now, kitty," the powerful being chuckled, "You can't kill me just yet".
Lord Bills is not dead. He is Lord Bills, Evil Bastard Aligned Lord of Destruction.
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It is now day. You know what to do. With 14 remaining, it is 8 to secure a lynch.
