Random Mafia IX: The End? (Sign Ups)

[Bazzi]

I log in - no role.

I wait a while - no role

Make a phone call - no role

There's a pattern emerging that I both loathe and am saddened by.

I read this post - no role

 

[9701]

I log in - no role.

I wait a while - no role

Make a phone call - no role

There's a pattern emerging that I both loathe and am saddened by.

I ate a roll - no role

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I log in - no role.

I wait a while - no role

Make a phone call - no role

There's a pattern emerging that I both loathe and am saddened by.

I read this post - no role

I ate a roll - no role

I read all these posts - no role...

 

[Parra Pride]

I complained about no role - no role.

 

[whall15]

28 would have to be the biggest mafia game in a while, wouldn't it?

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Log back in to reply to all this complaining about no roles - no role.

 

[Dutchy]

Mis must be dead.

RIP ranga prince

 

[whall15]

Maybe JM's return has turned this game into Diablo Mafia. :sarcasm:

Just messin' Mis.

 

[Misanthrope]

Beeker is taking far too long to submit his roles, so I propose a fun little competition.

I'm going to give people until the conclusion of tonight's football matches (10pm) to post their best suggestion for Beeker's role in this thread.

The best one - which I won't announce publicly - will receive a Hodor in addition to whatever benefits their actual role provided.

GoGoGo!

 

[mickyj]

Harold Holt

he always goes missing

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Bill Cosby's Sweater
The DRS system
The Big Leave
Either of my two roles that I don't get (they're awesome)
Todd's Tang: The Self Hydrating Hangover Cure
Tony Abbot's Fleet of Jets
French Media Outlet
A book of "too soon" jokes.
A Vengeful Stingray
Rolf Harris' Cellmate
Scamming Monks
This Cat.....

Or Grumpy Cat, either way let's see some pussy.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

C'mon free Hodor!

 

[whall15]

Sepp Blatter
Campbell Newman's feats of strength
Jason Maher's newfound lack of protection
Jarryd Hayne, Gridiron Superstar
A Drone
Ben Williams
Kim Jong-Un
Lionel Messi's Ballon d'Or Suits
Ned Zelic

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Blumpkinella - clamidia infected goat sex slave of IanG

 

[Parra Pride]

Zerg rush.

 

[afinalsin666]

Concessions Kane.

 

[butchmcdick]

Todd Sampson

Beeker is a dead ringer

 

[Apey]

Back in my day, we'd receive our roles in a timely manner.

28 would have to be the biggest mafia game in a while, wouldn't it?

A John Farnham like retirement will do that.

Beeker is taking far too long to submit his roles, so I propose a fun little competition.

I'm going to give people until the conclusion of tonight's football matches (10pm) to post their best suggestion for Beeker's role in this thread.

The best one - which I won't announce publicly - will receive a Hodor in addition to whatever benefits their actual role provided.

GoGoGo!

Misanthrope - College anus destroyer
Token lunatic Islamic terrorist
Cotty Merv
Pantless online gamer wearing a wizard hat
The empty chasm inside Bulldog Force's skull

 

[Misanthrope]

Roles will go out after the Socceroos' triumphant thumping of Oman.

In the event that we lose, Beeker will be playing as Oman, Independetly Aligned merkins.

 

[Hoggmaster]

Massa
Mis and Beeker will know what i mean