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With a week's free time ahead of me, I thought I'd do this now when I know I'll have time to finish it.
How it Works
In traditional Royal Rumble style, two men start the bout. The workers who enter (and the order) is determined by the Pro Wrestling Wiki 'Random Page' button.
We then have a vote. After five votes, the next entrant steps into the squared circle. If a worker gets five votes, they're eliminated.
Votes stick, but they drop by one with each new entrant.
Entrants
1 - David Sammartino
2 - Cactus Jack
3 - Rob Van Dam
4 - Seth Rollins
5 - Heath Slater
6 - El Generico
7 - Victor Creed
8 - Hulk Hogan
9 - Curt Hennig
10 - Evan Bourne
11 - Rhett Titus
12 - The Great Khali
13 - Cuervo
14 - Randy Savage
15 - Viscera
16 - Jimmy Uso
17 - Elijah Burke
18 - Val Venis
19 - Roddy Piper
20 - Antonio Cesaro
21 - The Big Show
22 - Booker T
23 - CM Punk
24 - John Cena
25 - Kenny King
26 - The Sandman
27 - Samoa Joe
28 - Shad Gaspard
29 - David Arquette
30 - Daniel Bryan
Eliminations
1 - David Sammartino (by Rob Van Dam)
2 - Rob Van Dam (by Cactus Jack)
3 - Seth Rollins (by Victor Creed)
4 - Victor Creed (by Hulk Hogan)
5 - Hulk Hogan (by Cactus Jack)
6 - El Generico (by Curt Hennig)
7 - Rhett Titus (by The Great Khali)
8 - The Great Khali (by Randy Savage)
9 - Heath Slater (by Viscera)
10 - Cuervo (by Jimmy Uso)
11 - Viscera (by Jimmy Uso)
12 - Val Venis (by Roddy Piper & Cesaro)
13 - Jimmy Uso (by Cesaro)
14 - Evan Bourne (by Booker T)
15 - Elijah Burke (by CM Punk)
16 - Cesaro (by John Cena)
17 - John Cena (by CM Punk)
18 - Kenny King (by Curt Hennig)
19 - Big Show (by Randy Savage and Roddy Piper)
20 - The Sandman (by Samoa Joe)
Without further ado...
It begins...
We're here in New York's Hammerstein Ballroom where a small but rabidly devoted crowd of wrestling enthusiasts is on hand to witness the second annual Random Royal Rumble.
Last year Kurt Angle took out the prize last eliminating Bret 'The Hitman' Hart. Who will it be in the second edition?
Jim Ross: Hello everybody, I'm Jim Ross and welcome to the second Random Royal Rumble. With me tonight in the announce booth are Mike Tenay, Don West, Bobby 'the Brain' Heenan, Paul Heyman, JBL, Mick Foley, Booker T, Vince McMahon, Jerry 'The King' Lawler, Michael Cole, Tony Schiavone, Taz, William Regal, and Josh Matthews. And let me tell you, this announce table is packed tighter than my colon after a meal of JR's own BBQ sauce.
Cole: Vintage poop joke!
McMahon: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Poop!
Booker: Let me tell you this, suckas, this here's goin' be a real classic. Whoever draws #1 or #2 is in for a tough night.
JBL: No kidding, Booker T. Are you going to state the obvious all night?
Booker: Tell me he didn't just say that!
Schiavone: I can't lie to you, Booker T. He very much did just say that.
Don West: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
And here comes entrant #1, it's second generation superstar, David Sammartino!
Tenay: David Sammartino is, of course, the son of WWF Hall of Famer, Bruno Sammartino. He is a former New York State Wrestling Federation World Champion.
Taz: Very prestigious title that. New York is the best city in the world for pro wrestling.
Out next is entrant #2 and it's a hardcore legend and a beloved local figure, Cactus Jack!
Heyman: Here's my pick to win it right here. Cactus Jack is an ECW hardcore icon, and in front of these rabid ECW fans he can't be stopped.
Heenan: He looks like a down on his luck bum. Somebody give him a quarter and tell him to shine my shoes.
JBL: Why bother? Just ask Booker T!
Booker T: Tell me he didn't just say that!
We're underway here and it's Cactus Jack against David Sammartino. Get those votes in!
Remember, you're voting for who you want eliminated. Next entrant is triggered after five votes are tallied.
How it Works
In traditional Royal Rumble style, two men start the bout. The workers who enter (and the order) is determined by the Pro Wrestling Wiki 'Random Page' button.
We then have a vote. After five votes, the next entrant steps into the squared circle. If a worker gets five votes, they're eliminated.
Votes stick, but they drop by one with each new entrant.
Entrants
1 - David Sammartino
2 - Cactus Jack
3 - Rob Van Dam
4 - Seth Rollins
5 - Heath Slater
6 - El Generico
7 - Victor Creed
8 - Hulk Hogan
9 - Curt Hennig
10 - Evan Bourne
11 - Rhett Titus
12 - The Great Khali
13 - Cuervo
14 - Randy Savage
15 - Viscera
16 - Jimmy Uso
17 - Elijah Burke
18 - Val Venis
19 - Roddy Piper
20 - Antonio Cesaro
21 - The Big Show
22 - Booker T
23 - CM Punk
24 - John Cena
25 - Kenny King
26 - The Sandman
27 - Samoa Joe
28 - Shad Gaspard
29 - David Arquette
30 - Daniel Bryan
Eliminations
1 - David Sammartino (by Rob Van Dam)
2 - Rob Van Dam (by Cactus Jack)
3 - Seth Rollins (by Victor Creed)
4 - Victor Creed (by Hulk Hogan)
5 - Hulk Hogan (by Cactus Jack)
6 - El Generico (by Curt Hennig)
7 - Rhett Titus (by The Great Khali)
8 - The Great Khali (by Randy Savage)
9 - Heath Slater (by Viscera)
10 - Cuervo (by Jimmy Uso)
11 - Viscera (by Jimmy Uso)
12 - Val Venis (by Roddy Piper & Cesaro)
13 - Jimmy Uso (by Cesaro)
14 - Evan Bourne (by Booker T)
15 - Elijah Burke (by CM Punk)
16 - Cesaro (by John Cena)
17 - John Cena (by CM Punk)
18 - Kenny King (by Curt Hennig)
19 - Big Show (by Randy Savage and Roddy Piper)
20 - The Sandman (by Samoa Joe)
Without further ado...
It begins...
We're here in New York's Hammerstein Ballroom where a small but rabidly devoted crowd of wrestling enthusiasts is on hand to witness the second annual Random Royal Rumble.
Last year Kurt Angle took out the prize last eliminating Bret 'The Hitman' Hart. Who will it be in the second edition?
Jim Ross: Hello everybody, I'm Jim Ross and welcome to the second Random Royal Rumble. With me tonight in the announce booth are Mike Tenay, Don West, Bobby 'the Brain' Heenan, Paul Heyman, JBL, Mick Foley, Booker T, Vince McMahon, Jerry 'The King' Lawler, Michael Cole, Tony Schiavone, Taz, William Regal, and Josh Matthews. And let me tell you, this announce table is packed tighter than my colon after a meal of JR's own BBQ sauce.
Cole: Vintage poop joke!
McMahon: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Poop!
Booker: Let me tell you this, suckas, this here's goin' be a real classic. Whoever draws #1 or #2 is in for a tough night.
JBL: No kidding, Booker T. Are you going to state the obvious all night?
Booker: Tell me he didn't just say that!
Schiavone: I can't lie to you, Booker T. He very much did just say that.
Don West: YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
And here comes entrant #1, it's second generation superstar, David Sammartino!
Taz: Very prestigious title that. New York is the best city in the world for pro wrestling.
Out next is entrant #2 and it's a hardcore legend and a beloved local figure, Cactus Jack!
Heenan: He looks like a down on his luck bum. Somebody give him a quarter and tell him to shine my shoes.
JBL: Why bother? Just ask Booker T!
Booker T: Tell me he didn't just say that!
We're underway here and it's Cactus Jack against David Sammartino. Get those votes in!
Remember, you're voting for who you want eliminated. Next entrant is triggered after five votes are tallied.
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