Ranking team mascots by how dangerous they are

[docbrown]

 

[SpaceMonkey]

Dolphins can be defeated by Julian O’Neill with a lighter so they’re not much of a worry

 

[docbrown]

Dolphins can be defeated by Julian O’Neill with a lighter so they’re not much of a worry

They can't even handle a tuna net.

 

[colly]

The Eels should be on the same level as Sharks. Tie
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Could an electric eel kill a shark?


Here is a good video showing that even thought the shark is many times bigger (looks like a hundred times bigger) when it bites at the electric eel the shark instantly lets go and leaves the electric eel alone. So the eel cannot kill the shark and the shark cannot kill the eel so tie.26 Sept 2018
Or maybe a Eel wins

 

[Munky]

Do they include the entire dolphin family?

Killer whales will f**k up anything in the sea for giggles.

 

[docbrown]

Do they include the entire dolphin family?

Killer whales will f**k up anything in the sea for giggles.

I don't think so, their mascot looks like flipper.

 

[This Year?]

How is a rabbit more dangerous than a dolphin?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Um wrong.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

How is a rabbit more dangerous than a dolphin?

It seems a lot of people don't know history or biology.

 

[gregstar]

Tried harder Anzac Day than the players.

Tripped over its own tail, so definitely a better attacker.
Walked into an advertising sign, so definitely a better tackler.

 

[MRN]

 

[Bazal]

Do they include the entire dolphin family?

Killer whales will f**k up anything in the sea for giggles.

Dolphins are notorious rapists and murderers. Should be much higher.

Also OP has forgotten Morays exist. That alone is enough to bump the Eels up a spot or something. I'd actually rather mess with a bald Parramatta Eel than a moray. Easily higher than a rooster

 

[reanimate]

How is a rabbit more dangerous than a dolphin?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Raiders have to be number 1.

 

[Bazal]

Raiders have to be number 1.
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Horsebrah looking good

 

[docbrown]

Why isn't this the Rabbitohs mascot?

 

[MugaB]

Um wrong.
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[blue bags]

Grizzlies Bear's would kill eat everything

 

[I Bleed Maroon]

Buck is a real ass horse. If you f**k around enough, you'll find out.

 

[The Man Shake]

Whatever the f*ck this thing is, if it still had a team, would be at the bottom in terms of being dangerous…