What were Melbourne thinking? Storm? A guy dressed as a f*cking cloud? Yeah, I know it's a thunderbolt, but seriously, if there is a sh*t club nickname - that's it.
And then, wtf is this???
Ellie the Eels gets my vote. Mainly because....
1) Only Ellie can make such a creature look cuddly
2) Its LU tradition to pick everything along team lines.
BTW, Saints mascot is ineligible because its a renter as part of its sponsorship deal.