we lost to them 30-0 or something last year on a Monday
we were in better form at the time
we have won 1 game against the storm since 2008
whoop!
Bellamy's game plan, focus & strategising this week is all on Rnd 5. He's apparently thinking of only bringing 10-players up here, just for shits & giggles, seeing as these kaaarnts already know they're beat because of a f**ken Hooooooooooooooooooooooooodooooooooooooooooooooooooo (cue tremble, shake, quiver, puddle at feet).
Purple game plan - stand back (arms folded), watch the dumb kaaarnts run around in circles, colliding & kicking the ball into each other, then casually walk through the defensive line, which from above, looks like a f**ken sine wave graph.
Pass me the spew bucket & a crazy straw Daphne. I am but a dumb Sharks supporter & that is my treat.