Rd1: 405pm Parra v Storm GAME DAY THREAD in Melbourne 9/3/25

[Parra Pride]

Shit effort, dumb penalties. New year, new coach, same old shit.

 

[84 Baby]

Defensive line: “Yours!”

 

[Parra Cheeses]

Good luck Ryles

 

[the phantom menace]

So after Kelma gifting them the field position, was that untouched try scored between Williams and Hands?

f**k me.

 

[Soto]

Fire Kelma into the f**king sun. You’re inviting that merkin Grant to milk it if you start wriggling in the ruck.

He won't last

 

[Cumberland Eel]

embarrassing defence

 

[PARRA_FAN]

What's happened to improving their defence? Two lazy efforts.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

We are f**ked. Literally look like we are a reserve grade team.

Premiership favourites, at full strength, at home ...against an eels side with 5 potentially 6, top 17 players out....

 

[Lemon Squash]

Kelma’s been hooked thank f**k

 

[84 Baby]

Kelman hooked

 

[Tooooks]

This will be 60+ points.

 

[JokerEel]

Kelma has been pulled

 

[Noise]

Kelma hooked

 

[eels_fan]

Kelma hooked after 13 mins hahah

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Kelma hooked lol first win for JR this year

 

[Wally21]

Kelma hooked?

 

[the phantom menace]

Well Kelma's been hooked after 13mins.

Give Ryles some credit there.... I'm just worried who we have to choose from to plug the gap on the right. Looks like he's gone with Guymer?

 

[Gherkin]

How far offside was the kick chase then

 

[senior]

kelma dropped? well thats a good sign at least

 

[the phantom menace]

Now Papa making a break between Hands and Hopkins... all of our guys are missing tackles something chronic.