Rd2: 4:05pm Parra v Wests Tigers GAME DAY THREAD @ Commbank 16/3/25

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Conditions were very difficult for both sides today. The game should have been rescheduled for health and safety reasons.

I heard a rumour that a sober couple in the swarm got stretchered off being unable to make it from the club to the ground.

All the drunks made it, clambering over gaz who was confused by the turnstile and couldn’t get through!

 

[JokerEel]

Hawkins is back, surely he couldnt do worse then volk

Went off with an Injury today

 

[Jake the snake]

There’s now way we fix this with the current management that got us here. They are a bunch of idiots. They are totally out of their depth with no idea what they are doing.

I’d be offering Gould millions.

 

[Mickyd39]

Just needs more Billy Rogers

Can’t have a rebuild if no one wants to sign, this has S Kearney vibes all over it

 

[JokerEel]

Here is what I would try:
1. Lomax
2. JAC
3. Penisini
4. Brown
5. Russell
6. iongi
7 V-man (or is there someone else)

Penisini was terrible today he will be playing in CUP next week...

Russell played a lot better took hit ups and made meters.

How did you drop Samrani after today's effort was our best

Already said but

Iongi
JAC
Russell
Samrani
Lomax

 

[Someone2]

Bring back Brian smith

we been cursed ever since fitzy was booted

 

[JokerEel]

Our forwards are terrible Sam T was our best and for some reason Ryles took him off early..

 

[PARRA_FAN]

After today Samrani should be picked again. Another game where the new kids outplay the experienced players. Simply embarrassing

 

[T-Boon]

H

Hawkins had to leave the field with 20mins to go in NSW cup so could be injured again. And tbh he didn’t do much to inspire picking him over Volkman anyways.

I heard he scored 4 tries including 3 length of the field. They are saying her is the next Casey McGuire.

 

[Tooooks]

Watching bulldogs now, next week will be a Storm like thrashing but probably worse.

Anyway the season is a write off. JR deserves a couple of seasons to clean the place out and sign some better players.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Been watching Fawlty Towers recently?

No. I only watch television for sport.
It's no doubt where I subconsciously went after reading all that though.

When you lived out Whoopy, did you ever know a lady who drove a VL Commo?

 

[Eelogical]

Here is what I would try:
1. Lomax
2. JAC
3. Penisini
4. Brown
5. Russell
6. iongi
7 V-man (or is there someone else)

Sounds like a clutch at straws opinion rather than a clutch play.

 

[Soto]

2 blokes can hold their head high..
Jack WIlliams and Jordan Samrani.
My team fro next week.
Ionghi
JAC
Brown
Penisini
Lomax
Papalii
Volkman
Hopgood
Williams
Samrani
Paulo
Smith
Joffa
Reserves
Doorey
Tuivati
Kautoga
Brock Parker
Cartwright
Matterson
(Where is Moretti?) If available then in ahead of Parker.
Now the club should also be doing everything possible to organise a player swap with the Knoughts for space cadet Brown. He's cooked and playing 5/8th for us should be completely ruled out

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Do you play the boys the tape?

After a bad loss, Benji would put on video of origami classes and the boys would make exquisite paper rabbits and orchids to take home in their Maseratis and Lamborghinis.

That’s what it seemed like to us last year anyway.

 

[RustedonEel]

Bring back Brian smith

we been cursed ever since fitzy was booted

Remind me, how many premierships did that softcock Smith win again? Why is he no longer coaching at a senior level?

 

[T-Boon]

Penisini was terrible today he will be playing in CUP next week...

Russell played a lot better took hit ups and made meters.

How did you drop Samrani after today's effort was our best

Already said but

Iongi
JAC
Russell
Samrani
Lomax

Yep Semirani was good. He is in:
1. Lomax
2. Semrami
3. Brown
4. Russell
5. JAC
6. iloni
7. Hawkins

 

[Eelogical]

Im wondering how many of those mighty McLomax burgers were sold?

Our fans would eat anything you put in front of us. Especially Benji tonight.

We look forward to being f**ked again next week.

Maybe @Avenger can elaborate on this further.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

No - the burgers are shit, and the beer at the League's club tastes like piss water.

That is a sad state of affairs. Please don't tell me the pokies are on suck mode.

 

[JokerEel]

2 blokes can hold their head high..
Jack WIlliams and Jordan Samrani.
My team fro next week.
Ionghi
JAC
Brown
Penisini
Lomax
Papalii
Volkman
Hopgood
Williams
Samrani
Paulo
Smith
Joffa
Reserves
Doorey
Tuivati
Kautoga
Brock Parker
Cartwright
Matterson
(Where is Moretti?) If available then in ahead of Parker.
Now the club should also be doing everything possible to organise a player swap with the Knoughts for space cadet Brown. He's cooked and playing 5/8th for us should be completely ruled out

Brock Parker deserves a shot he defended well again today.

Not sure about Penisini was terrible Russell deserves to be picked at centre instead

 

[Cumberland Eel]

I heard he scored 4 tries including 3 length of the field. They are saying her is the next Casey McGuire.

Aye it was an amazing display of Topball that’s for sure!!