Rd2: 4:05pm Parra v Wests Tigers GAME DAY THREAD @ Commbank 16/3/25

[RustedonEel]

Keeping up the stellar standards of our experiences with ex-Scum staff/players.

 

[Avenger]

Dylan Brown has been non existent and was rightfully booed when his name was announced. We are so slow out wide. It doesn’t look good guys. On the field you can see the tries coming at least two plays before. Our line speed is atrocious. I can’t see us scoring. We are that pathetic.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

our attack on their line is shocking! 2 poor sets and tigers have gone on to score.....

 

[Wally21]

Dylan Brown can go tomorrow. He has been absolutely garbage in 120 mins of football this year. f**king thief he is, accepting the money he does.

 

[PARRA_FAN]

We an absolutely pathetic attempt at tackling. As for the attack, Brown is not even worth 500k. Hopgood has played second receiver more times this half.

 

[84 Baby]

Dear Newcastle,

Dylan Brown 40 minutes 4 runs for 44 metres, 7 tackles and one missed. That’s all…

The entirety of our game control has been lumped on Volkman & Hands and our playmaking on Iongi & Smith. Outside of 2 runs, being present for Turuva’s grounding and the pass before Williams spilled it, has Brown been benched?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I dont know who the 14 is but he needs to be pulled out and have his contract jammed down his throat. GET HIM OUT OF THERE.

It's only his second NRL game. In fact it's only his sixth game against grownups.

 

[Avenger]

Dylan Brown can go tomorrow. He has been absolutely garbage in 120 mins of football this year. f**king thief he is, accepting the money he does.

I’m serious when I say that I’d be dropping him for next week. He is that bad. Galvin looks like Wally Lewis compared to him.

 

[eel01s]

Wooden spoon is ours for sure. What a useless squad. No talent, effort or skill.

Our recruitment and retention is abominable. No direction around the park. Brown MIA. Paulo useless. FMD.

 

[Tooooks]

Why did we punt RCG instead of Paulo?

Parra will pretty much just be an extra bye for every team this year with the added bonus of pumping up their for and against.

The only club that comes anywhere near being this shit is the cowboys.

 

[hineyrulz]

That was worse than last week.

I put 50 on us to win the spoon yesterday at 6.50. We should be paying 1.01.

 

[Delboy]

What’s the one common denominator the decline in the past few years, could be a Tigers life member and captain. Interesting question

 

[Jake the snake]

Jim is just a fan with a title, he is no good for your club. Trust me.

He’s a nobody. Does not know anything about footy. he has successfully made us a bottom of the table team. But it’s good governance apparently.

 

[Avenger]

Penisini got f**king smoked there

If he isn’t already he will be going on the shit tonight.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

If this isn’t Stephen Kearney reincarnated I don’t know what else to say. One dummy pass?

 

[JokerEel]

Penisini isn't any better in defence

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Have we been Kearney'd?

Well, we might re-think our hiring strategy, which since 2010 has largely been 'are there any assistant coaches as the Storm available'?

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Oh good news Dylbags is giving an exclusive interview on 100% Footy - no doubt he’ll telling Eels fans just how committed he for this year while also mentioning how he can’t wait to be in Newcastle!

 

[84 Baby]

What the f**k was Volkman doing?

Kautoga does the right thing pushing up but then just watches Bula, Lomax & Smith had mountains of time to see what was going to happen but only reacted once Bula had already passed them, Volkman vanished after making the kick, and the play is on our right but no one left of Hopgood reacts at all

 

[JokerEel]

Was his foot out for those playing at home?