Rd21 2024: Eels v Storm GAME DAY THREAD @ Commbank Stadium July 26th

[Jake the snake]

Can you name a more shot player than ASI?

Lane can get stuffed. This is torture. What a freaking woeful team.

 

[Noise]

Dumb merkins.

A left side of Asi, Lane and Tago is f**king terrible

 

[T-Boon]

I am watching this game and realising I’ve got next to no interest in this club any more.

 

[Sensei Cobra]

And of course he kicks it
I mean why bother with the second half

 

[Cumberland Eel]

Dumbest bunch of merkins ever assembled but at least they’re trying I guess..

 

[Stevie]

How many storm tries in the 2nd half ?

I need another 4 legs.

 

[ElectricEelMan]

Just bad luck and resources.
We would be winning by 30 if we had luck and resources

 

[PARRA_FAN]

Oh to be a Parramatta supporter. They're defending ok but seriously there are some dumb mistakes that's not even Ron Massey Cup standard

 

[ElectricEelMan]

I mentioned to a friend 'if we lose by less than 30, i consider that a victory'

I am feeling OK right now

 

[Happy MEel]

We need to change it up. Either Blaize or Gutho have to move to the halves. Asi is a genuine reserve grader.

 

[T-Boon]

I’ve started vaping in the toilet. I don’t even know why I do it.

 

[hineyrulz]

Only Parra could be the better side and be down by 6 and lose a man through utter stupidity .

We have been that poorly coached the last decade it’s ridiculous. It’s gunna take a lot to remove the stain of Bea Arthur.

 

[Delboy]

At the game, Storm lay in and delay every ruck and after the first 5 mins the pelican in the middle put the whistle away. Sure better teams get the calls, but offside didn’t matter after he penalised them a few times he gave up.

Hughes follows thru on every kick looking for a penalty, they certainly play to the edge of the rules.

 

[Gherkin]

The positive is we’ve actually had a bit of a go. We’ve also put a couple of decent plays on to create line breaks or tries.
We’ve just got too many duds out there, too many players just making up the numbers. If we can’t dominate possession and field position in the 2nd half this will get ugly. Hurts starting the half with 12 players but Tago isn’t really a loss

 

[Happy MEel]

At the game, Storm lay in and delay every ruck and after the first 5 mins the pelican in the middle put the whistle away. Sure better teams get the calls, but offside didn’t matter after he penalised them a few times he gave up.

Hughes follows thru on every kick looking for a penalty, they certainly play to the edge of the rules.

That’s what you call great coaching. Let’s hope Ryles brings a bit more of it

 

[Soto]

Typical scum ref hammers teams coming near the bottom

 

[Gronk]

This guy is MOM so far.

 

[Soto]

Gutho trying his guts out...
Keep it up champion.
His energy is brilliant tonight.
I've been a critic of his this year but tonight he is providing a captains knock

 

[Eelctrifying]

I am really off Gutho at FB. Champion Eel, bleeds blue and gold yada yada and it's true. But his body has let him down faster than most in their prime. When the commentators commend him for catching a 5th tackle bomb I cringe.

Baz is even more stupid not to put the team first and have Blaize crash, burn and learn FB with the season over, even after Gutho said he didn't care. These are the morons we are dealing with.

 

[JokerEel]

I’ve started vaping in the toilet. I don’t even know why I do it.

*Wanking